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Courtney
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I'm watching "Sex Sells: The Making of Touche" a mockumentary about a porn production company. It's pretty damn funny mostly b/c I know nothing about the industry.
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Courtney
Posted on: Today, 08:11 PM


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QUOTE(pituiterrydactyl @ Sep 10 2010, 09:37 AM) *
the secret to boning courtney: disguise your boner as a fudgesicle

Wait, dreamsicle is better. Yeah....dreamsicle.
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Courtney
Posted on: Today, 11:52 AM


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QUOTE(Garfunk M. Rafferty @ Sep 9 2010, 10:58 PM) *
I can believe Court is a virgin, she's fucking gorgeous. And not in a lame "you've got to say everyone is hot on the forum" way, in a real deal, if I saw you out in aberdeen I'd bust my balls to try and get with you way, if I found out you were into cool music I'd probably propose, no shit. Are dudes in Tennessee total dipshits or what?

In reference to your "dude next door fucking" problem, just start laughing really hard when he finishes, every time he finishes, he'll move on.

As in, "ahahahahahha is that all you got!" kind of way maybe a little cruel. I dont want him to kill himself over his peen.


Terry: If I had a penis, my erection would still be going if you ate a fudgsicle....that shit is delicious.
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Courtney
Posted on: Today, 01:36 AM


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QUOTE(whopper @ Sep 9 2010, 09:34 PM) *
Oh damn, they're not my neighbours anymore. But, now you have it in my head that I want to do this, so I will just have to do it with my new neighbours. Regardless of whether or not they have disruptive/anti-social/too-early-AM sex. I will be their horrible sexy neighbour.

Just coach from the wall, "YEAAAHHH THAT FEELS GOOODDD....KEEP IT GOIN"
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Courtney
Posted on: Today, 01:29 AM


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Courtney
Posted on: Today, 01:11 AM


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QUOTE(pituiterrydactyl @ Sep 9 2010, 09:02 PM) *
if it got to the point of leaving a note, it would say "If I have to listen, you have to let me watch."

Hahaha it would be luck they would be total creepers. Or severely unattractive. Ugly people shouldn't have sex.
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Courtney
Posted on: Yesterday, 10:55 PM


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QUOTE(xina_warrior_princass @ Sep 9 2010, 06:38 PM) *
QUOTE(stonedtemple_pilot @ Sep 9 2010, 04:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Geohound @ Aug 30 2010, 01:16 PM) *
premature ejaculation is not necessarily a bad thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8

"i'm a speed fucker!" laugh.gif i love him so much.

oh court, he's not even gonna finish that last thrust once he hears that!

Hahaha he would stop mid-thrust...downtrodden. So I should never do that with a man? "Are you in yet?"
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Posted on: Yesterday, 10:36 PM


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QUOTE(Kickstand27 @ Sep 9 2010, 06:33 PM) *
maybe youre just hearing the last furious 30 seconds

I really want to shout over "PUSSHHH HARDER!"
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Courtney
Posted on: Yesterday, 10:31 PM


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QUOTE(pituiterrydactyl @ Aug 31 2010, 07:50 PM) *
i'd have thought you were used to it by now

Weirdly enough, I haven't been lucky enough to have heard it sooner. Last night they were going at it...I hope this time he satisfied his partner.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 07:04 PM


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QUOTE(funkypunk @ Sep 8 2010, 03:01 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 8 2010, 07:58 PM) *
QUOTE(funkypunk @ Sep 8 2010, 02:57 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 8 2010, 07:54 PM) *
I read this as "Burn a Korean Day" thought maybe North Korea was figuring out ways to fuck with South Korea.


Sure, chuck some communists in the mix. They can get upset when someone burns some Marx rubbish.

I'm going to show up and burn a bra just to confuse the purpose. "YEAH FUCK BRAS TOO! YEAH FIGHT THE REAL POWER-VICTORIA'S SECRET!"


No infidel you'll cause earthquake if show your breasts!

Exactly, then the Korans, Bibles, etc will all go down the abyss created by the earthquake. Easy solution.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 07:01 PM


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My sister is fair skinned-no matter where she goes she never tans. She went to Mexico for her honeymoon a couple of years ago...couldnt get a tan. I, on the other hand, just outside for 10 minutes and get color. It depends on the skin type.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 06:58 PM


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QUOTE(funkypunk @ Sep 8 2010, 02:57 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 8 2010, 07:54 PM) *
I read this as "Burn a Korean Day" thought maybe North Korea was figuring out ways to fuck with South Korea.


Sure, chuck some communists in the mix. They can get upset when someone burns some Marx rubbish.

I'm going to show up and burn a bra just to confuse the purpose. "YEAH FUCK BRAS TOO! YEAH FIGHT THE REAL POWER-VICTORIA'S SECRET!"
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 06:54 PM


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I read this as "Burn a Korean Day" thought maybe North Korea was figuring out ways to fuck with South Korea.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 06:45 PM


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QUOTE(devilhead @ Sep 8 2010, 10:14 AM) *

ohmy.gif

The huge black dildo isn't what scares me...but the dog collar, yes. What if you gripped that collar too tight and she passed out? It's a careful balance of rough and killing someone.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 02:24 AM


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QUOTE(StrangeLight @ Sep 7 2010, 09:56 PM) *
maybe just a handjob.

But actually doing him would be a better story...
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 01:47 AM


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QUOTE(StrangeLight @ Sep 7 2010, 09:38 PM) *


i'd let him give me HIV.




well, i mean, i'd try not to get it at all, but i'd be willing to risk it. how can i not?



laugh.gif

Hahaha use the condom just in case...but go for the fuck.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 8 2010, 01:29 AM


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Eugene, please let me touch you. Inappropriately.


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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 7 2010, 06:37 PM


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The whole weekend was great. Autolux, parties and sleep.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 6 2010, 07:29 PM


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QUOTE(StrangeLight @ Sep 6 2010, 02:12 PM) *
yes.

i like that don/dick was finally a human being with peggy and not an asshole. the way he'd shit all over her and she'd still sacrifice everything for that job, i was starting to forget why any of that seemed important to her. i hope it doesn't just go back to the way it was before, with him yelling at her and her hating him.

I love the fact that she calls out Don. She doesn't take shit from him and tells him "We're all here for you"... and let's him know he is an asshole.
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Posted on: Sep 6 2010, 03:57 AM


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QUOTE(Firegrrrl @ Sep 5 2010, 09:47 PM) *
hinge alignment it is... though I really was trying to avoid that; but really, how the fuck else did I expect to fix it? nurrr...

heh-you squeezed his manpec? I LOVE THE MEATY CHESTICLES.-What'd they play? New shit? Old shit? Shirelle covers?

They played almost their entire catalog of tunes. I squished against his manpecs....although he is a skinny. His hair is fantastic.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 6 2010, 01:22 AM


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QUOTE(AnDi-ChRiSt @ Sep 5 2010, 04:28 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 5 2010, 02:13 PM) *
QUOTE(trucks @ Sep 5 2010, 02:04 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 5 2010, 01:56 PM) *
QUOTE(Firegrrrl @ Sep 4 2010, 07:07 PM) *
Does anyone know how to make a door for a room more swingy? As in-the door likes partially closing on its own. I want it to remain open-all the way-on its own.

I has a screwdriver a-ready...I'm just really retarded with this kind of shit. thanks/

Your hinges are not properly aligned which causes it to swing. Take off the hinges, make them straight, screw in and door should be able to stay open. If that doesn't work make sure the A/C vents (if any in the area) are too breezy and causing door the shut/move.



Side note: I saw Autolux last night...oh my god. They were fantastic...I titty squeezed Eugene when I met him. He is so sexy in person I nearly died. He gave me his pick....ughghghre;kgdfkng

Did he titty squeeze you back?

He asked for another hug when I left. Let's hope this is a sign he likes big titties...cause I'll lend mine to him.

Courtney, you band-tramp. laugh.gif

I really did think obscene things when I saw him.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 5 2010, 06:13 PM


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QUOTE(trucks @ Sep 5 2010, 02:04 PM) *
QUOTE(Courtney @ Sep 5 2010, 01:56 PM) *
QUOTE(Firegrrrl @ Sep 4 2010, 07:07 PM) *
Does anyone know how to make a door for a room more swingy? As in-the door likes partially closing on its own. I want it to remain open-all the way-on its own.

I has a screwdriver a-ready...I'm just really retarded with this kind of shit. thanks/

Your hinges are not properly aligned which causes it to swing. Take off the hinges, make them straight, screw in and door should be able to stay open. If that doesn't work make sure the A/C vents (if any in the area) are too breezy and causing door the shut/move.



Side note: I saw Autolux last night...oh my god. They were fantastic...I titty squeezed Eugene when I met him. He is so sexy in person I nearly died. He gave me his pick....ughghghre;kgdfkng

Did he titty squeeze you back?

He asked for another hug when I left. Let's hope this is a sign he likes big titties...cause I'll lend mine to him.
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 5 2010, 05:56 PM


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QUOTE(Firegrrrl @ Sep 4 2010, 07:07 PM) *
Does anyone know how to make a door for a room more swingy? As in-the door likes partially closing on its own. I want it to remain open-all the way-on its own.

I has a screwdriver a-ready...I'm just really retarded with this kind of shit. thanks/

Your hinges are not properly aligned which causes it to swing. Take off the hinges, make them straight, screw in and door should be able to stay open. If that doesn't work make sure the A/C vents (if any in the area) are too breezy and causing door the shut/move.



Side note: I saw Autolux last night...oh my god. They were fantastic...I titty squeezed Eugene when I met him. He is so sexy in person I nearly died. He gave me his pick....ughghghre;kgdfkng
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Courtney
Posted on: Sep 3 2010, 10:37 PM


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holy shit I hope this is fake.
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Posted on: Sep 3 2010, 09:37 PM


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Haha Todd, where the hell have you been?
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