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[BenderBending]

I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before
And every one was an 'enry. No, there wasn't nor a willy nor a sam (no sam!) I'm 'er 8th old man, i'm henry! Henry the 8th I am!

Second Verse, same as the first!

I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before
And every one was an 'enry. No, there wasn't nor a willy nor a sam (no sam!) I'm 'er 8th old man, i'm henry! Henry the 8th I am!

[Leela]

This has restored my faith in the board and humanity in general....I mean robots. I've have re-considered my hasty decision to leave.

[BenderBending]

ONE. MORE. TIME!

I'm Bender the 8th I am, Bender the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before
And every one was an 'ender. No, there wasn't nor a willy nor a sam (no sam!) I'm 'er 8th old man, i'm Bender! Bender the 8th I am!

Second Verse, same as the first!

I'm Bender the 8th I am, Bender the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before
And every one was an 'ender. No, there wasn't nor a willy nor a sam (no sam!) I'm 'er 8th old man, i'm Bender! Bender the 8th I am!

[Leela]

Fuck me with your metal love gun, you big stud.

[BenderBending]

Fuck me with your metal love gun, you big stud.

Isn't that against all normal human instinct and Planet Express's work ethic code?

[Leela]

Just do it! Set it to vibrate!

[Morbo]

"WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!!"

[BenderBending]

"WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN!!"

Sing it, brother!

[stone deef]

That was a POP song.

A folk song is like this:

“…If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin’
I’d hammer in the evening…All over this land….”

Or “Michael  row your boat ashore…Hallelujah…
Michael row your boat ashore…Halle-lu-u-jha…”

Or “Hang down your head, Tom Dooly
Hang down your head and cry…
Hang down your head, Tom Dooly…’O boy your gonna die…”

See it’s more that kinda thang

[BenderBending]

She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain,
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain,
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!

[BettiePetty]

[stone deef]

She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain,
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain,
She'll be Comin 'round the mountain when she comes!

See...?

That's the spirit!

And it's got a good beat too.

[Ric Flair]

WOOOOO!!!!

[macfoozle]

i think the bible mentioned something like this happening in revelations

[MissMaceo]

this thread is so bad