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[whopper]

One of the most alarming/depressing products on the internet right now:

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-motion

Can somebody more sexually experienced than me explain the 'Hit The Floor' product?  I'm dying to know.

[Mr SpaceFlunky]

i wish i could have gotten the gig to pose for that photo shoot.

[StrangeLight]

i think the hit the floor thing is just a mat to use so it'll hold the other pieces in place and so your knees don't get all scuffed up.

of course i don't mean your knees. i'm talking about sally.

[Beelz]

The Top Dog looks like my Kernploot from Ikea, has more cupholders, though.

[whopper]

hahaha I found this on David Cross' twitter

Fleshlight Motion: Because blow-up dolls are creepy

Fleshlight Motion: Because sometimes the sofa has a headache

Fleshlight Motion: Because We All Want To Jerk Off And Eat At The Same Time

Fleshlight Motion: The Interpretive dance of loneliness

[Gaav]

[whopper]

i think the hit the floor thing is just a mat to use so it'll hold the other pieces in place and so your knees don't get all scuffed up.

of course i don't mean your knees. i'm talking about sally.

hahaha upon further reading (as in, I actually read the thing) you're right.  It's just the initial lack of orifice that threw me.  

Fleshlight Motion: Not turned off by the clown makeup

[TheAceRock.]

hahaha I found this on David Cross' twitter

Fleshlight Motion: Because blow-up dolls are creepy

Fleshlight Motion: Because sometimes the sofa has a headache

Fleshlight Motion: Because We All Want To Jerk Off And Eat At The Same Time

Fleshlight Motion: The Interpretive dance of loneliness

  

[Beelz]

Photographer: "Yeah, hmmmmmmm, ok, Bruce. I'm not really feeling it. I mean, I'm not believing that you have your cock in that ottoman's vagina. Give me something.....pretend it was your beanbag chair from college. Oooooooh yeahhhhhh, Brucie, that's the stuff, you're a star."

[StrangeLight]

... was brucie you, beelz, when you were taking any acting/modeling gigs you could get back in college to make ends meet?




because, if so, i need to see those photos. kthanks.

[Beelz]

... was brucie you, beelz, when you were taking any acting/modeling gigs you could get back in college to make ends meet?




because, if so, i need to see those photos. kthanks.

Ohhhhh, yeah. I fucked so many foot-stools in college that I have dovetail scarring on my foreskin.

[Youthanized]

David Cross has a twitter account!?

[whopper]

Mr Limpy

http://www.fleshlight.com/mr-limpy/

"Mr Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker"

wut

[Youthanized]

Mr Limpy

http://www.fleshlight.com/mr-limpy/

"Mr Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker"

wut

Reminds me of that commercial for that finger thing with the two woman and the old lady.

[whopper]

Mr Limpy

http://www.fleshlight.com/mr-limpy/

"Mr Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker"

wut

Reminds me of that commercial for that finger thing with the two woman and the old lady.

I am not familiar.  Our commercials involving women are usually plugging constipation relief tablets with 4 women sat around a table S&TC style all talking about how hard it was to do a shit a couple of minutes earlier.  Then they do said shit and talk about it some more.

[Youthanized]

Mr Limpy

http://www.fleshlight.com/mr-limpy/

"Mr Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker"

wut

Reminds me of that commercial for that finger thing with the two woman and the old lady.

I am not familiar.  Our commercials involving women are usually plugging constipation relief tablets with 4 women sat around a table S&TC style all talking about how hard it was to do a shit a couple of minutes earlier.  Then they do said shit and talk about it some more.

Two woman in a library talking about this sex toy and one of them goes "But where could I get one?" and this old lady on the other side of the table goes "You can get them online. Well, thats where I got mine!". And then I cringe.

[whopper]

Mr Limpy

http://www.fleshlight.com/mr-limpy/

"Mr Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker"

wut

Reminds me of that commercial for that finger thing with the two woman and the old lady.

I am not familiar.  Our commercials involving women are usually plugging constipation relief tablets with 4 women sat around a table S&TC style all talking about how hard it was to do a shit a couple of minutes earlier.  Then they do said shit and talk about it some more.

Two woman in a library talking about this sex toy and one of them goes "But where could I get one?" and this old lady on the other side of the table goes "You can get them online. Well, thats where I got mine!". And then I cringe.

We have the odd vibrator ring adverts on Channel 5 after 10pm but nothing else!  Beats middle aged women not being able to shit themselves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNh9sljLHZs

[KippKasper]

  good thread.

[Cool Hand]

I don't get sex toys for men. I've got a great sex toy at the end of each arm.

[tinydevil]

... was brucie you, beelz, when you were taking any acting/modeling gigs you could get back in college to make ends meet?




because, if so, i need to see those photos. kthanks.

Ohhhhh, yeah. I fucked so many foot-stools in college that I have dovetail scarring on my foreskin.

did you get any splinters?

[trucks]

anyone care to guess as to why this dude is wearing a jock while fucking his "double dog dare with optional saddle bag"

[XAL]

I don't get sex toys for men. I've got a great sex toy at the end of each arm.

Agreed.

I think those "toys" are for guys who will never ever EVER get laid.

Which is apparently a large market if they're making fuckable blocks with vagina and anus inserts.

Or for those sad people who prefer fucking objects instead of people.

[JonnyStone27]

finally i can fulfill my lifelong harbored fantasy of fucking a headless K-9

[Beelz]

anyone care to guess as to why this dude is wearing a jock while fucking his "double dog dare with optional saddle bag"

It's probably just the harness for some sado/masochist cock ring.

How could someone fuck that front one? Try our new insert; Jew Asshole, now with realistic episiotomy scar.

[whopper]

I guess it beats hammering a hole in your living room wall.

[juhakoo]

Or for those sad people who prefer fucking objects instead of people.

Man, don't say that in this independent-women-with-vibrators age. The switchboard just lit up like a Christmas tree.

[StrangeLight]

Or for those sad people who prefer fucking objects instead of people.

Man, don't say that in this independent-women-with-vibrators age. The switchboard just lit up like a Christmas tree.

what if the other person is holding the vibrator?

[juhakoo]

Or for those sad people who prefer fucking objects instead of people.

Man, don't say that in this independent-women-with-vibrators age. The switchboard just lit up like a Christmas tree.

what if the other person is holding the vibrator?

That doesn't really count, does it?

Imagine a dude asking his girlfriend to hold the Fleshlight Motion in place...

[StrangeLight]

i feel like guys get gipped in the sex toy department. mostly because they're afraid of vibrators. you don't have to put it in your ass for it to be fun, boys.

[juhakoo]

i feel like guys get gipped in the sex toy department. mostly because they're afraid of vibrators. you don't have to put it in your ass for it to be fun, boys.

Well I gag easily and have ticklish armpits, soo