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#1 lewis15101992@hotmail.co.uk

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:13 PM

List any lyrics that you thought were something else at first. For Example...

Skin On Skin
Actual Lyrics: I wanna lick you too much.
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna lick your tumor.

#2 SoapForTheDead

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE(INTO-THE-HOLLOW @ Aug 8 2007, 03:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Skin On Skin
Actual Lyrics: I wanna lick you too much.
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna lick your tumor.


yeah, right....

And when the next wave is the last wave
I'll drag him downwards to the engine room
And never let go


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:16 PM

White boy dressed up like a nigger.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:31 PM

Wrong:  The devil made me holier than any man

Right:  The devil made me, only we never met



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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:35 PM

"there's blood in my stool"

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:36 PM

RIGHT: No One Knows
WRONG: Homos Blow

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:36 PM

Right: You Ain't A Hasbeen If You Never Was.
Wrong: You Ain't A Hasbeen If You Live With Us.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:43 PM

Tastes like goat

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:45 PM

wrong (apparently): You're ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

right: You're ten pounds of shit in a five pound man

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:48 PM

Somebody on this board (dare I mention who it is  laugh.gif *ahem Linus ahem*) kept saying Troy growls "Chill Out" instead of "Jealous" on 'Battery Acid'. I kept telling him 'Argh, those aren't the words!!' So we looked it up and I proved it to him. But to this day he still sings it that way to bug me, the silly one. smile.gif

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 05:10 PM

QUOTE(INTO-THE-HOLLOW @ Aug 7 2007, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
List any lyrics that you thought were something else at first. For Example...

Skin On Skin
Actual Lyrics: I wanna lick you too much.
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna lick your tumor.

Many people on SongMeanings claim to have heard "I wanna lick your tomato" on that one.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 05:42 PM

QUOTE(BettiePetty @ Aug 8 2007, 04:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Somebody on this board (dare I mention who it is  laugh.gif *ahem Linus ahem*) kept saying Troy growls "Chill Out" instead of "Jealous" on 'Battery Acid'. I kept telling him 'Argh, those aren't the words!!' So we looked it up and I proved it to him. But to this day he still sings it that way to bug me, the silly one. smile.gif


he stands up for something...thats good...even if its wrong....no wait, its not.

And when the next wave is the last wave
I'll drag him downwards to the engine room
And never let go


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:05 PM

QUOTE(cweb69 @ Aug 7 2007, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
RIGHT: No One Knows
WRONG: Homos Blow


This thread is awesome... made me laugh!

keep em comin

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:06 PM

QUOTE(Callisto @ Aug 7 2007, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wrong (apparently): You're ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

right: You're ten pounds of shit in a five pound man



you have to be deaf to not hear that!!

thas one is so obvious

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:12 PM

Wrong: Tastes like old
Right: Tastes like gold

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:26 PM

you saw the goat, i'll see you in hell

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:39 PM

I always thought Lanegan sang "I can go get fucked"...my version sounds cooler cool.gif

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:04 PM

What Mikey sings on Misfit Love sounds like "Maria (spanish pronunciation) grows" (In Latin America we call Maria the Marijuana)
And I still don't know what he sings.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:12 PM

I think tastes like goat and I wanna lick your tomato are the best!!!!   I love when lyrics are misheard, it cracks me up HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:17 PM

QUOTE(Trollwiyzer @ Aug 7 2007, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What Mikey sings on Misfit Love sounds like "Maria (spanish pronunciation) grows" (In Latin America we call Maria the Marijuana)
And I still don't know what he sings.

My gf thinks it's "Chill out" but who cares, your own version of lyrics is always better. That's the cool part about English not being your first language...vague lyrics and your own interpretation.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE(Dreeke @ Aug 7 2007, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My gf thinks it's "Chill out" but who cares, your own version of lyrics is always better. That's the cool part about English not being your first language...vague lyrics and your own interpretation.

No no, not that part, the part where he sings continuously with a strange voice at the middle of the song.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE(innman @ Aug 7 2007, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you have to be deaf to not hear that!!

thas one is so obvious



sure thing buddy...
It's not obvious at all.

#23 Whitknee

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE(brixton bruxelles @ Aug 7 2007, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you saw the goat, i'll see you in hell


I think we have a winner!   laugh.gif


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:17 PM

QUOTE(Dreeke @ Aug 7 2007, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always thought Lanegan sang "I can go get fucked"...my version sounds cooler cool.gif


He doesn't sing that?! Damn, I've always thought so too.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:18 PM

Actual:
Drooling livers, born to die

Misheard:
The truly limber multiply




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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:21 PM

I think.. the first few times I listened to "Little Sister" I was scandalized.  laugh.gif

right: Hey little sister, can I come inside, dear?
wrong: Hey little sister, can I come inside you?

I still can't hear the right version when I listen to it.

right: White boy dressed up like a figure,
wrong: White boy just don't like a figure,

Which I thought was totally appropriate given the whole "bigger's bigger" thing in the line before.

And of course there's this bit:

To feel like you've already gone on,
To the rest of,

The last part keeps sounding like "to the restroom" to my non-English ears, but after having read the lyrics it's starting to sound more like the right version.

I think many of the things I hear wrong is because English isn't my first language, so whenever I don't hear a word in its entirety  I think my brain just tries to form it into a plausible word hehe.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:37 PM

Right: Fear of Failure is all you've started, The Jury's In, Verdict, Retarded
Wrong: Fear of Failure is all you've started, But Your Reason For It, Retarded

Because of the Way Josh sings on Turnin' On the Screw I some how mistook most of the song on the first few listens.  biggrin.gif

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:02 PM

Haha, this is teh best threadz. Idaho89 and me have been talking about how we haven't actually heard ANY lyrics at all really, just been singing wordless mumbo jumbo when singing along. For YEARS. We actually thought about starting a topic like this but never got around to it.

It's mostly Josh's songs though, hecould have been singing in greek for all I know. Nick and Lanegan I understand without problems. I have such a long list of misheard lyrics that I won't even begin to think of posting it all, but I guess I can write up a few nice ones (from both me and Idaho89):

wrong:  the bits are built to small oh ,baby oh
right: a bitter pill to swallow, maybe you're

wrong: baby you're in a bank your eyes are a perfect trone (wtf)
right:  Maybe you're in a blanket haze of ephedrine

wrong: setting sun deals hands of gold there's nothing out in mexico
also wrong: setting sun, it's bands of gold this velvet eye of mexico
right: setting sun deals hands of gold, there's velvet eyes in mexico

wrong: wanted you that i know just what you mean
right: point and shoot i know just what you mean

seriously wrong: one dumpster bottoms on the phone just leave one, i'm gonna leave it alone. cuz that same old solid gold I need it cuz it's true
right: one dog's dead one's on the phone, just leave a lung or leave it aloneit's that same old song again, i hate it cuz it's true

wrong: you want it, you want it sunday - heel leader, he'll lead it one day
right: the mule want it, the mule want it sunday - he'll eat it, he'll eat it one day

wrong: they find fades you end up spine - it hides all teeth my dear and wants me home
right: tempt the fates, beware the smile - it hides all the teeth, my dear, and what's behind them

wrong: the crow can mend
right: a crooked man

wrong: shadows green and as it was I was green too!
right: shadows creep and dance the walls, he's creeping too

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE(Dreeke @ Aug 7 2007, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always thought Lanegan sang "I can go get fucked"...my version sounds cooler cool.gif

Wha??? So what does he say?



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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:10 PM

Wow Hanne, that list is long.  laugh.gif

Right: So glad you could stay forever.
Wrong: Sober you could stay forever.




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