26 replies to this topic

[Regular_Dave]

http://www.mediafire.com/?0nejmnxy5lx

meh.

[Lash LaRue]

Love the Volta

[Waige]

Hey, thanks!

Not too impressive, but I'm glad to get to hear it anyway

[peabrain]

nope

[Jules Mischief]

Are you all typical white people?

[Regular_Dave]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[peabrain]

painfully typical actually, thanks for reminding me.

[KingShamus]

Are you all typical white people?

Hahahaaa.



Yeah, not in love with MV.  I can't say I'm in like either.

[tsilihiN]

cool thanks. im up for anything to do with The Mars Volta...even if its not their greatest effort but actually i like this. definitely going into rotation.  

[SeaYouNTea]

Been down since day 1

EDIT

Just finished listening.....This album is going to be so fucking sweet.......that breakdown was butter.

[totallybaked]

"cotopaxi" sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product...

[tsilihiN]

"cotopaxi" sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product...

or a volcano

[totallybaked]

or your mom's pussy

[tsilihiN]

or your mom's pussy

dude youre clever. never in the history of insults has a person retorted with such wit. bringing my mom into this? seriously? G-E-N-I-U-S. teach me to be like you

[totallybaked]

oh my bad bro.   i read your screen name backwards.

[tsilihiN]

yeah BRO.

[totallybaked]

yea



bro?

[tsilihiN]

so are you gonna send me pictures of your cock like you promised or not?

[KingShamus]

"cotopaxi" sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product...

"When you get a yeast infection, you want it gone...fast.   That's why The Mars Volta, the innovators behind the Amputechture genital wart removal system, have come up with a revolutionary new product-Cotopaxi.  Cotopaxi is a topical ointment that gently and quickly stops the burning, itching and discomfort associated with yeast infections by treating the problem right at the source.  Side effects are mild and include dwarfism, moodiness, whiny anti-Caucasian bias, hipster pretentiousness and high-pitched pseudo-Spanish singing.

When you have a yeast infection, think The Mars Volta.  Think Cotopaxi."

[SeaYouNTea]

"cotopaxi" sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product...

"When you get a yeast infection, you want it gone...fast.   That's why The Mars Volta, the innovators behind the Amputechture genital wart removal system, have come up with a revolutionary new product-Cotopaxi.  Cotopaxi is a topical ointment that gently and quickly stops the burning, itching and discomfort associated with yeast infections by treating the problem right at the source.  Side effects are mild and include dwarfism, moodiness, whiny anti-Caucasian bias, hipster pretentiousness and high-pitched pseudo-Spanish singing.

When you have a yeast infection, think The Mars Volta.  Think Cotopaxi."

....and then the sound of crickets filled the air....

[KingShamus]

Not everything is gonna be gold, dude.  Then again, you should know all about not living up to expectations.

I really just wanted to equate Mars Volta with vaginal discomfort because that band is bunch of smelly twats.

[Firegrrrl]

painfully typical actually, thanks for reminding me.

you've just earned yourself a container of cottage cheese, cowboy

[KingShamus]

I'll take a pound of muenster.

[Beelz]

Cedric sounds like Getty Lee on helium whilst having his balls crushed in a vice, no good.

[Lash LaRue]

"cotopaxi" sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product...

"When you get a yeast infection, you want it gone...fast.   That's why The Mars Volta, the innovators behind the Amputechture genital wart removal system, have come up with a revolutionary new product-Cotopaxi.  Cotopaxi is a topical ointment that gently and quickly stops the burning, itching and discomfort associated with yeast infections by treating the problem right at the source.  Side effects are mild and include dwarfism, moodiness, whiny anti-Caucasian bias, hipster pretentiousness and high-pitched pseudo-Spanish singing.

When you have a yeast infection, think The Mars Volta.  Think Cotopaxi."

Haha, that's awesome King.

[peabrain]

painfully typical actually, thanks for reminding me.

you've just earned yourself a container of cottage cheese, cowboy

large curd i hope?

[Firegrrrl]

painfully typical actually, thanks for reminding me.

you've just earned yourself a container of cottage cheese, cowboy

large curd i hope?

yep. full fat, too-there's some things you just can't damn well skimp on...