226 replies to this topic

[mooskies]

it very well may have been you.

we're always lookin' out for each other!  

- if we see a man with bot flies, we're right on it with the duct tape.
- if we see a child's exposed rear, we get a pit bull right on it.

[homme4prez]

no this was before snoofs cousin. but ya it was a damn skilled pit bull

[Snoofalah]

Ninja pit bull.

[homme4prez]

ya, i woke up, duct tape over my mouth, i looked back and there was a pit bull wearing a black mask. apparently his gay friend, who coincidentally is a poodle, got him drunk and convinced him to do it. the damn poodle filmed it. but i hunted him down, destroyed the tape and stuck a twig in his ass. i dont know why i did that cuz he probly liked it

[Snoofalah]

Never give a dog a stick. They slobber on it.

[mooskies]

never give a 2 year old a stick.  they'll use it to lure a pit bull

[Snoofalah]

never give a 2 year old a stick.  they'll use it to lure a pit bull

Never give the toddler a stick, unless you're a dog.

[homme4prez]

never give a pit bull a stick. itll be forcefully shoved in your ass

[homme4prez]

edit. (3 or 4 months later)

jesus christ i hope noone saw that pic. ive been scared for life

[mooskies]

fix the picture homie

[homme4prez]

i cant find it. its a cat with its head on an ass. hence trying. the pit bull is still on top

[mooskies]

well geez, better find a new pic!


ELSE THIS TOPIC IS DOOMED!

[homme4prez]

you and snoof gotta keep this thread alive this week. im not gonna have any internet for the next week. i'd love to help but im moving tuesday and everything is getting packed up tomorrow. the net wont be running at my new house til saturday or sunday

[mooskies]

[homme4prez]

yea oh noes is right. i wont have my beloved internet for a week. actually i dont care about not having it, i just love bein on here and talkin about random shit such as pit bull rape.

[lewis15101992@hotmail.co.uk]

yea oh noes is right. i wont have my beloved internet for a week. actually i dont care about not having it, i just love bein on here and talkin about random shit such as pit bull rape.

I used to be a Pit Bull once... Before my accident.

[Snoofalah]

Nf, sorry.

[homme4prez]

I used to be a Pit Bull once... Before my accident.

what happened?

[gerdt]

What's the difference between a freezer and a 3-year old girl?


The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

[mooskies]

hey kid
























I'M A COMPUTA
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

[nut]

I don't know nothin' bout computers except the one my mom has.  Sometimes she puts games on there for me to play.

What up dog?

Grrrrrrr...

[ac_dc_rocks91]

speaking of dreams (not) i had i dream involving josh homme the other night, i were in a room with instruments and shit like that, suddenly i got an idea for a really cool song, so i turn to my friends that are sitting in a couch, i try to talk, but then i notice my teeth feel really weird, i take my hand and feel inside my mouth, and suddenly i pull a tooth out, no pain, just tooth after tooth being pulled out, then i hear someone smoking behind me, i turn around and theres josh homme, he says ''so your having that problem to huh?'' and then he kinda smiles, and i wake up, and im left with this really weird feeling, just weird...feeling

[lewis15101992@hotmail.co.uk]

what happened?

A tragic gardening accident, I don't like talking about it much... Bad days... Anyway long story short, I lost my rights to be a Pit-Bull, now I'm just a terrier

[Youthanized]

I remember a short bit of last nights dream. The Queens were playing a large outdoors show like a festival. The band was playing Super Stupid by Funkadelic and Josh had black hair. I don't remember exactly who but I think it was Josh broke something off of a piano and smashed it onto the floor. Thats all I remember.

[lady_mayhem]

shit, I just read all through this thread and laughed my ass off. Nice.

[fifiroxy]

Not alone.  

Well Well well, what have we here, a convention of the evil banality of stupidity, do you think you could just narrow your perameters a little bit more so that you disappear....forever?
This is where all the peados posing as QOTSA fans hang obviously, cant wait to hack down your adressses

[mooskies]

Well Well well, what have we here, a convention of the evil banality of stupidity, do you think you could just narrow your perameters a little bit more so that you disappear....forever?
This is where all the peados posing as QOTSA fans hang obviously, cant wait to hack down your adressses

I lol'd

[AntiAol]

ADRESS: 1337 lulz mudkipz lane

[Master Exploder]

Josh once talked about about having dreams where all of his teeth fell out. I had one of those the other night. Anyone else? its pretty fuckin surreal

Holy shit.  I had a dream just like that over the summer.  It was the second time I had a dream about one of my big molars being loose but the first time I didnt do anything about it.  In the second one I pushed it with my tongue til it came lose and fell out.  Then most of my other teeth came loose and started falling out as if that one molar kept them all together.  I was in a small bathroom with a small white sink and was desperately trying to stop the teeth that fell out from going down the drain while I held the teeth I captured in my left hand.  It was one of the most realistic dreams in terms of feeling like it was actually happening.  I could feel the loose teeth sliding around my mouth mixed with blood and saliva.  So happy when I woke up.

[andymacsa4]

I felt the need to bump this, cause pit bull rape is just too funny to forget about...