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[AnDi-ChRiSt]

what's up with the chair-carrying ritual at yer bah-mitzvahs?

[a$$kicker]

jews are into sitting

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

are you jewish?

[a$$kicker]

no, but i play one on tv

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

what channel?

[a$$kicker]

HBO

Hebrew Box Office

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

but you're only a jew-for-hire, correct?

[a$$kicker]

yea. but i do know they sit shiva

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

'scuse me?

[a$$kicker]

Shiva (Judaism)
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In Judaism, shiv'ah or shiva (Hebrew: שבעה ; "seven") is the week-long period of grief and mourning for the seven first-degree relatives: father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, and spouse. (Grandparents and grandchildren are not included). As most regular activity is interrupted, the process of following the shiv'ah ritual is referred to as sitting shiva. Shiva is part of a suite of customs for bereavement in Judaism.
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[AnDi-ChRiSt]

can anyone ELSE tell me what's up with the chair-carrying in the bar-mitzvahs? Anyone? Anyone at all? *ignores a$$ waving her hand in the air*

[a$$kicker]

why don't you wikipedia it you MAROON

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

because I want to rank on the jews when they answer.  




jeesh, a$$. You're so stoopid sometimes.  

[JDizzle787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCccQNL-pBY

[Howie]

i have no idea

[Tenacious Z]

It's awesome?

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

for a half an hour?

that's kind of excessive.


And it wasn't even at the end of the party, when everyone was drunk. Made no sense.

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

other noteworthy things about bartending bar mitzvahs:

--the little girls with the stereotypical jewish noses

--the little boys with the stereotypical curly, jewish hair

--getting tipped well by the rich jewish people(and their rich, non-jewish friends)

[Tenacious Z]

TRADITION!

[Sonja713]

TRADITION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw


fucking <3

[KingShamus]

Andi meets the jooooos, uncomfortable tension ensues.

[Howie]

for a half an hour?

that's kind of excessive.


And it wasn't even at the end of the party, when everyone was drunk. Made no sense.

imagine drunk people lifting people in chairs.  a party would end in the hospital everytime

other noteworthy things about bartending bar mitzvahs:

--the little girls with the stereotypical jewish noses

--the little boys with the stereotypical curly, jewish hair

--getting tipped well by the rich jewish people(and their rich, non-jewish friends)

--yep.  this is why i'm attracted to shikzahs

--haha, you just described tenacious z

--we are rich and generous, plus we like booze

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

Andi meets the jooooos, uncomfortable tension ensues.

hey joos
don't be afraid
you have me
now go and get mee

remember
don't let me under your skin
then I'll begin
to make you madder

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

for a half an hour?

that's kind of excessive.


And it wasn't even at the end of the party, when everyone was drunk. Made no sense.

imagine drunk people lifting people in chairs.  a party would end in the hospital everytime

so it's like a pre-game warmup?

other noteworthy things about bartending bar mitzvahs:

--the little girls with the stereotypical jewish noses

--the little boys with the stereotypical curly, jewish hair

--getting tipped well by the rich jewish people(and their rich, non-jewish friends)

--yep.  this is why i'm attracted to shikzahs

--haha, you just described tenacious z

--we are rich and generous, plus we like booze

and how! I don't see why people have given the jews such a hard time. They were generous and friendly with me. And I wish I had their hair. Mine's very fine and straight. Maybe that was Hitler's problem: jew-fro envy

[StrangeLight]

on the topic of jews, just saw borat again and it's amazing how he gets away with the jew jokes.

(obviously because he's jewish himself, but still)

*claps*
in my country there is problem
and the problem is the jew


and when he throws pennies at the cockroaches, thinking they're jews that shape-shifted. oh man. so good.

[KingShamus]

"We decided not to fly, in case the jews repeated their attack of 9/11."

[whopper]

what's up with the chair-carrying ritual at yer bah-mitzvahs?

it's the one of the few dances that doesn't really require much rhythm
cos everybody knows that Jews don't have rhythm

[AnDi-ChRiSt]

what's up with the chair-carrying ritual at yer bah-mitzvahs?

it's the one of the few dances that doesn't really require much rhythm
cos everybody knows that Jews don't have rhythm