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#1 esthern

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 11:15 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7883893.stm?lss

A Kent primary school has offered pole dancing lessons for parents as part of a plan to enhance its community profile.

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#2 funkypunk

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 11:55 AM

Sorry Esther, but as you aren't a rough as guts old boiler with a face like a rottweiler crunching on breeze blocks you won't be able to join that class.

#3 esthern

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 11:57 AM

QUOTE(funkypunk @ Feb 12 2009, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry Esther, but as you aren't a rough as guts old boiler with a face like a rottweiler crunching on breeze blocks you won't be able to join that class.

hahaha!!!!  Thanks Mark!!!   laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

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rough as guts old boiler with a face like a rottweiler crunching on breeze blocks


I think this is going to keep me giggling for some time....makes my data bollocksy job more entertaining anyway!

#4 Sal Paradise

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:14 PM

Kent is a lovely place to live.

#5 esthern

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:14 PM

QUOTE(Pathological Liar @ Feb 12 2009, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kent is a lovely place to live.

too flat for me though, i need mountains......

i'm sure i can get pole dancing lessons in Wales if i look hard enough!

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I've just realised what your username is (i got a bit of a clue when i saw your post about sex with Hilary Clinton......

you're pathalogically lying about Kent being a lovely place to live aren't you?  duh!!

#6 juhakoo

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:48 PM

QUOTE(funkypunk @ Feb 12 2009, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry Esther, but as you aren't a rough as guts old boiler with a face like a rottweiler crunching on breeze blocks you won't be able to join that class.

Brix and tinydevil would like to have a word with you!

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE(juhakoo @ Feb 12 2009, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(funkypunk @ Feb 12 2009, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry Esther, but as you aren't a rough as guts old boiler with a face like a rottweiler crunching on breeze blocks you won't be able to join that class.

Brix and tinydevil would like to have a word with you!

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I think he was referring to the women in that video......

I think, i might be wrong though!!!!

#8 Huldrekat

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:54 PM

Poles dancing



#9 brixton bruxelles

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 05:00 PM

bwahahahha!!! that's woodlands in gillingham and it's in an area that's rough as fuck! that's probably the only exercise those mums get other than walking to and from the post office to cash their benefit cheques.

the school's about 3 miles from me  unsure.gif

#10 tinydevil

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:47 PM

Thanks for defending our kentish dignity Juha, duly noted  wink.gif

Esther, it's all asbestos round these here schools, mate.  biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:52 PM

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Thanks for defending our kentish dignity Juha, duly noted  wink.gif

I'll always defend a pair of fit birds like you two  cool.gif

#12 tinydevil

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 08:01 PM

QUOTE(juhakoo @ Feb 12 2009, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(tinydevil @ Feb 12 2009, 09:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thanks for defending our kentish dignity Juha, duly noted  wink.gif

I'll always defend a pair of fit birds like you two  cool.gif


watch your language, can't speak for Brix but I may be old enough to be your mum! or is that Sally?  tongue.gif  biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 08:22 PM

that's me!

#14 juhakoo

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 08:44 PM

I was conceived in 1980 - were you an Afghani child bride or something? tongue.gif

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:00 PM

QUOTE(juhakoo @ Feb 12 2009, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was conceived in 1980 - were you an Afghani child bride or something? tongue.gif


I got me dates confused. senility not sexy!  biggrin.gif




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