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Win a date with The Contortionists lead singer!

Started by Chubbykipper, Apr 12 2006 01:03 PM

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#1 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:03 PM

An offer open to all ladies and lads of Contortionist fandom and beyond...

One lucky winner will get the chance to spend an evening being wined and dined by sexy Contortionists lead singer and all-round ladies (and lads) man, Adam G.

An opportunity not to be missed! Head over to our forum for more information and details on how to enter!!

The Contortionists forum

Click here to learn more about the competition!

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#2 Cool Hand

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:17 PM

I dunno...I've heard you won't put out.

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#3 Shergal Farkey

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:19 PM

Win a date with Chesney Hawkes? YES PLEASE!

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#4 brixton bruxelles

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:22 PM

QUOTE(Shergal Farkey @ Apr 12 2006, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Win a date with Chesney Hawkes? YES PLEASE!

thank you! it was really bugging me trying to think of who he looked like.

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#5 Shergal Farkey

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE(brixton bruxelles @ Apr 12 2006, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

thank you! it was really bugging me trying to think of who he looked like.

No problem!

I'd show Chesney my

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#6 JonnyStone27

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:31 PM

will he suck me off

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#7 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:32 PM

QUOTE(JonnyStone27 @ Apr 12 2006, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

will he suck me off

yes

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#8 Firegrrrl

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:35 PM

I'd like him delivered in tinfoil, please.

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#9 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:36 PM

If you enter the competition and win FG, I will have him wrapped in tinfoil and shipped out.

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#10 TiAlzira

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:43 PM

ahaha does he know bout this!??

hey...! I want priority im almost the marianne faithfull of the contrtionists!!!

the 15th will be my 4 th show!!??

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#11 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:46 PM

QUOTE(TiAlzira @ Apr 12 2006, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

ahaha does he know bout this!??

hey...! I want priority im almost the marianne faithfull of the contrtionists!!!

the 15th will be my 4 th show!!??

That's a good point, Sof is our bread and butter.
If you enter the competition using that as your statement then I think you have a good chance of winning. The link to enter is at the bottom of the opening post.

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#12 TiAlzira

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 01:58 PM

but he scares me...

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#13 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:18 PM

Adam scares you?

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#14 TiAlzira

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:51 PM

in a good way! NO hes intriguing!

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#15 Niandra Lades

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:18 PM

Adam is the guy who wrote all that manifesto in your page?
I like him

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#16 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 06:28 PM

QUOTE(Niandra Lades @ Apr 12 2006, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Adam is the guy who wrote all that manifesto in your page?
I like him

Yep that's him. Come to our forum and win a date with him! He's a gentleman.

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#17 Sgt.SidSaavill

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:01 PM

i want him

he's what ive been looking for , the missing link in my world of lonelyness and grief

if only i lived there, id maybe give him a hand job

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#18 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE(Sgt.SidSaavill @ Apr 12 2006, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i want him
he's what ive been looking for , the missing link in my world of lonelyness and grief

if only i lived there, id maybe give him a hand job

Virtual handjobs are accepted. You need to email him a large scan or digital photo of your hand which he will then wrap around his cock and masturbate into.

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#19 Niandra Lades

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE(Chubbykipper @ Apr 12 2006, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Virtual handjobs are accepted. You need to email him a large scan or digital photo of your hand which he will then wrap around his cock and masturbate into.

that's a great idea hahaha

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#20 Sgt.SidSaavill

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:15 PM

i even put my "Sid" authenticity signature on it

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#21 Chubbykipper

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:23 PM

can you post that in our forum, in the thread the competition is happening in? That would be grand Sid

You guys are brilliant.

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#22 Sgt.SidSaavill

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE(Chubbykipper @ Apr 12 2006, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

can you post that in our forum, in the thread the competition is happening in? That would be grand Sid

You guys are brilliant.

done and

done

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#23 Mother Superior

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:30 PM

QUOTE(Sgt.SidSaavill @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i even put my "Sid" authenticity signature on it

Weird, I had to put my hand up against the screen then to see if you`re hands were bigger than mine !!

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#24 Sgt.SidSaavill

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:34 PM

QUOTE(Mother Superior @ Apr 12 2006, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Weird, I had to put my hand up against the screen then to see if you`re hands were bigger than mine !!

haha my hand is even bigger than that picture, i tried to place my hand on the screen too,, my hand is about 1cm longer

if i had a cock, it would be 10 inches

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#25 Mother Superior

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:44 PM

QUOTE(Sgt.SidSaavill @ Apr 12 2006, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

haha my hand is even bigger than that picture, i tried to place my hand on the screen too,, my hand is about 1cm longer
if i had a cock, it would be 10 inches

Well your hand is way bigger than mine.
And I don`t have a cock either, but I bet after having had 2 kids I`ve got a bigger.....