63 replies to this topic

[a$$kicker]

i don't believe anyone could be as socially retarded as sally. i think it's all a big troll/put on.

it just CANT be for real.  

[Brian Damage]

i don't believe anyone could be as socially retarded as sally. i think it's all a big troll/put on.

it just CANT be for real.    

Au contraire, dear butt punter. I believe Sally and his plight are representitive of the youth of today - all e-savvy, no social skills. Twittering I r hvn prty, wooT, LoL!!!!! does not translate well into everday conversation. Therefore, one such as Sally may feel well outside of his comfort zone approaching a live female of the species with a mind to copulate. He will instead stay indoors, under the stairs, illuminated only by an LCD monitor, lubed hands slipping off the keyboard, little bits of sock lint trapped beneath his foreskin.

[a$$kicker]

ee gads, what a mental visual..... lube and lint

[Brian Damage]

Sorry Sal, LoL should be lol. I retract my previous statement.

[Brian Damage]

Not indicative, symptomatic. My eldest is about your age, he lives in a flat with his girlfriend and has a good job in IT. He also has a record distribution business ( black / death metal mainly ) and organises gigs at local venues. He used to sit on a comp all day when he was allowed, had no desire to do anything else when he left high school. So, I kicked his arse down to the polytech, where he got some qualifications. The rest, as they say, is history. Or at least in the first half of this post.

[Brian Damage]

all hail you, or something.

No, all hail those who get off their arse, get educated and live a full life. Go to uni, Sal, it will change your life in many ways.

[Vasco]

i don't believe anyone could be as socially retarded as sally. i think it's all a big troll/put on.

it just CANT be for real.    

Au contraire, dear butt punter. I believe Sally and his plight are representitive of the youth of today - all e-savvy, no social skills. Twittering I r hvn prty, wooT, LoL!!!!! does not translate well into everday conversation. Therefore, one such as Sally may feel well outside of his comfort zone approaching a live female of the species with a mind to copulate. He will instead stay indoors, under the stairs, illuminated only by an LCD monitor, lubed hands slipping off the keyboard, little bits of sock lint trapped beneath his foreskin.

No way. Speaking for myself though.

[Firegrrrl]

my impression is that he wears his heart on his sleeve. constantly. ah dunno/

[Vasco]

No way. Speaking for myself though.

I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for something I'm not.

You can be yourself and have "friends" or a "life".

[Vasco]

Eh, can't really say I do and even if I could, it would be bullshit.

But it shouldn't get to me yet, not at this age.

[Dr. Unk]

If a girl wants to date a little bitch, she'll find herself another woman to have a "love life" with.

Atleast another girl probably knows how to eat pussy better than you do.

All the emotional bitch shit + better sex.

You lose Sally... to a girl.

[Dr. Unk]

Do me a favor and remind me who the fuck you are supposed be asking me who I'm supposed to be again.

Little bitch.

[rockon]

I realy don't know why you keep coming back here Sally Matiaz Toy

go ring harry potter ask if he wants to poke with your balls with his tongue.

[reeferchief]

dude things are good.

I'll keep this bitch guessing (as I have done tonight)... there is no rush.

see today she asked me if I'm going to town on fb, therefore my drunken ways of last night were vindicated. then up town i largely ignored her. she came up to me and fucked with my hair (no euphemism), still I largely ignored. I hear they like to be neglected.

Dude, fuck it, chuck it and on to the next hole, you're young put it out there as much as you can and enjoy the freedom.

[Dr. Unk]

dude things are good.

I'll keep this bitch guessing (as I have done tonight)... there is no rush.

see today she asked me if I'm going to town on fb, therefore my drunken ways of last night were vindicated. then up town i largely ignored her. she came up to me and fucked with my hair (no euphemism), still I largely ignored. I hear they like to be neglected.

Sally, you are totally redeeming yourself.

Good job my friend.

Now if she asks you to hang out (a.k.a. fuck), continue with this attitude and you will score.

[rockon]

dude things are good.

I'll keep this bitch guessing (as I have done tonight)... there is no rush.

see today she asked me if I'm going to town on fb, therefore my drunken ways of last night were vindicated. then up town i largely ignored her. she came up to me and fucked with my hair (no euphemism), still I largely ignored. I hear they like to be neglected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEr8SYqTc3s

[Disco.Dinosaur]

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words of trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

[Dr. Unk]

Hey Sally did you bang her yet?

[Dr. Unk]

Bad attitude friend.

You will almost certainly be banging her.

[CJ]

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words of trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Great song.

This could become Sally's breakdown thread.
Keep it going.

[Sonja713]

sally why do you want to be with a girl that you have to play games with?