This last one she did an english accent
"hello?"
"pardon me, I believe I just shit my pants"
my rule of the house is she can only cuss for comedic value
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Started by eyes, Oct 01 2007 10:17 PM
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:17 PM
is it wrong that I ask my 9 yr old daughter to answer telemarketing calls?
This last one she did an english accent
"hello?"
"pardon me, I believe I just shit my pants"
my rule of the house is she can only cuss for comedic value
This last one she did an english accent
"hello?"
"pardon me, I believe I just shit my pants"
my rule of the house is she can only cuss for comedic value
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:22 PM
i wish eyes was my mommy
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:31 PM
that is not wrong at all. you're imparting valuable life skills.
and tb, you just want her to be your mommy so you can suckle at her teet, you pervo.
and tb, you just want her to be your mommy so you can suckle at her teet, you pervo.
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I'll swallow your soul !! ....
Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:33 PM
the thing that's wrong with it is that your not taping it !!
good fun !!
good fun !!
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:33 PM
The only perverted thing here is...
...Well, everything really.
...Well, everything really.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:34 PM
QUOTE(Crone @ Oct 1 2007, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the thing that's wrong with it is that your not taping it !!
good fun !!
good fun !!
you're right,
I'll give it a shot
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I'll swallow your soul !! ....
Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:41 PM
awesome !!
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:47 PM
a couple of months ago my father was seriously pissed off when i told him i respect him.
i am now disinherited
i am now disinherited
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:47 PM
QUOTE(StrangeLight @ Oct 1 2007, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and tb, you just want her to be your mommy so you can suckle at her teet, you pervo.
so...?
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:49 PM
QUOTE(totallybaked @ Oct 1 2007, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(StrangeLight @ Oct 1 2007, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and tb, you just want her to be your mommy so you can suckle at her teet, you pervo.
so...?
i dunno. i don't really have any point to make. perv on.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:49 PM
QUOTE(eyes @ Oct 1 2007, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is it wrong that I ask my 9 yr old daughter to answer telemarketing calls?
This last one she did an english accent
"hello?"
"pardon me, I believe I just shit my pants"
my rule of the house is she can only cuss for comedic value
This last one she did an english accent
"hello?"
"pardon me, I believe I just shit my pants"
my rule of the house is she can only cuss for comedic value
Why don't you get on the "Do Not Call List?" The other people who get through that are those FOP asshats.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:53 PM
ah, telemarketers.
i wonder if they actually find any of the responses they hear on a daily basis funny?
i mean, they have to know that everybody hates getting their calls.
i wonder if they actually find any of the responses they hear on a daily basis funny?
i mean, they have to know that everybody hates getting their calls.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 11:00 PM
now I wish one would call so I can record it!!!
assholes never call when I want them to
assholes never call when I want them to
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 11:16 PM
hahahaha
nothing wrong with that, eyes!! she sounds like a good girl!
a lot of people recruited by telemarketers around here are my age
friends who've worked there say the only perks are the amusing responses from people taking the piss or who are stupid enough to genuinely want to buy that shit
nothing wrong with that, eyes!! she sounds like a good girl!
QUOTE(TheAceRock. @ Oct 1 2007, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ah, telemarketers.
i wonder if they actually find any of the responses they hear on a daily basis funny?
i mean, they have to know that everybody hates getting their calls.
i wonder if they actually find any of the responses they hear on a daily basis funny?
i mean, they have to know that everybody hates getting their calls.
a lot of people recruited by telemarketers around here are my age
friends who've worked there say the only perks are the amusing responses from people taking the piss or who are stupid enough to genuinely want to buy that shit
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 11:21 PM
QUOTE(whopper @ Oct 1 2007, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a lot of people recruited by telemarketers around here are my age
friends who've worked there say the only perks are the amusing responses from people taking the piss or who are stupid enough to genuinely want to buy that shit
friends who've worked there say the only perks are the amusing responses from people taking the piss or who are stupid enough to genuinely want to buy that shit
yeah, that's my point.
if i was a telemarketer, i'd at least have a sense of humor about it and not take the responses seriously. i'd probably enjoy listening to a lot of the responses.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 04:09 AM
*dies from laughter*
"shit my pants"
"shit my pants"
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