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#211 Sal Paradise

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 07:36 PM

what i'm saying is

there has to be more to this human experience than

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 07:40 PM

i just want to be sweet with girls

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 08:41 PM

Awwww that's adorable Sal



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Posted 20 August 2016 - 10:58 PM

View Postfifiroxy, on 19 August 2016 - 08:41 PM, said:

Awwww that's adorable Sal

I'm needing some attention too.
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Posted 21 August 2016 - 06:38 PM

View Postvittu, on 20 August 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

View Postfifiroxy, on 19 August 2016 - 08:41 PM, said:

Awwww that's adorable Sal

I'm needing some attention too.

*Lavishes attention on you*

:)

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 11:21 PM

View Postfifiroxy, on 21 August 2016 - 06:38 PM, said:

View Postvittu, on 20 August 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

View Postfifiroxy, on 19 August 2016 - 08:41 PM, said:

Awwww that's adorable Sal

I'm needing some attention too.

*Lavishes attention on you*

:)

I actually rolled my own cigarette a few days ago, and licked it, that it was smokable.

I quit maybe 6 years ago.

And the girl who saw it, was like you're pretty good at eating pussy. I felt sexually violated.
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Posted 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 07:41 AM

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

???????
According to who?


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Posted 22 August 2016 - 04:58 PM

various literature i've read on the subject :huh:

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 10:17 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

Are you fucking stupid?
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Posted 22 August 2016 - 10:42 PM

^ I don't remember posting that rolling my own cigarette thing. But it's true.

It's funny how girls and women think about things. I think this one was maybe 19-23. I know she was over 18, because she was in the same gig as me. Legal gig this time around.
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Posted 22 August 2016 - 11:20 PM

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View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

Are you fucking stupid?

how many pussies had the misfortune of your halitosis breath bro? relatives not included

while we're both in the relegation zone i probably scraped a few more one nil's than you

all reliable data suggests it's more about the sucking than the pathetic lil' cat licks. not like i'm the king of cuntilingus so ladies confirm this?

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 11:33 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 11:20 PM, said:

View Postvittu, on 22 August 2016 - 10:17 PM, said:

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

Are you fucking stupid?

how many pussies had the misfortune of your halitosis breath bro? relatives not included

while we're both in the relegation zone i probably scraped a few more one nil's than you

all reliable data suggests it's more about the sucking than the pathetic lil' cat licks. not like i'm the king of cuntilingus so ladies confirm this?

Let this be a catfight then.

It's mostly tongue, sometimes lips, and even if your naughty, some nose even.

I've been eating pussy since 97, I started farley young.

I actually broke my nose when I was eating pussy. It's not crooked and it's still pretty. But I broke my nose a litte by eating pussy.

And I do the whole orgasm thing, only because it's polite.
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Posted 22 August 2016 - 11:46 PM

i wasn't talking about eating, but eating well

but this is embarrassing

two guys who post daily on an internet message board

talking about the right way to eat pussy

i guess the only victory is in knowing this and thus i am a less delusional being than you

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 11:48 PM

View Postvittu, on 22 August 2016 - 11:33 PM, said:

And I do the whole orgasm thing, only because it's polite.

like i said, your sister's whoregasm doesn't cOunt

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 11:50 PM

View Postvittu, on 22 August 2016 - 11:33 PM, said:

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 11:20 PM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

I actually broke my nose when I was eating pussy. It's not crooked and it's still pretty. I broke my nose a litte by eating pussy.

People usually break their nose by fighting, when they're young and i'm pretty good at fighting, but I broke my nose by eating pussy. We were listening to Fun House by The Stooges and Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones.

It hurt like my brain was hit by a lightning.
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Posted 23 August 2016 - 12:48 AM

Women have this very mean hip bone(?) above thier pussy and clitoris.

I thought that i'm not doing this anymore, i have done this for maybe an hour. And she hit me with her pelivis, or whatever it is called.

It was not the worst thing that i had been physically hurt with, but it the was the second.
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Posted 23 August 2016 - 01:04 AM

Nose broken by eating pussy. How often does that happen.
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Posted 23 August 2016 - 05:12 AM

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 11:20 PM, said:

View Postvittu, on 22 August 2016 - 10:17 PM, said:

View PostSal Paradise, on 22 August 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:

eating pussy well doesn't really involve licking

Are you fucking stupid?


all reliable data suggests it's more about the sucking than the pathetic lil' cat licks. not like i'm the king of cuntilingus so ladies confirm this?

No, most certainly not!

No sucking!

Everyone is diffferent but for me non no no!





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Posted 23 August 2016 - 05:45 AM

I' ll teach you Sal ;)

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 08:20 AM

let's face it you aren't a regular girl

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 02:31 PM

I will take that as a compliment
I think??

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 02:36 PM

i take a holistic approach

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 02:38 PM

Holistic is good
Everyone is different I guess

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 02:51 PM

View Postvittu, on 23 August 2016 - 01:04 AM, said:

Nose broken by eating pussy. How often does that happen.
I guess that this explains your need to strap them down

*writes in notepad*

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 03:02 PM

yeah, his little sis is a rambunctious one

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 03:07 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on 23 August 2016 - 03:02 PM, said:

yeah, his little sis is a rambunctious one

Frequent mentions of Sister

*takes notes*


Hmmmnnn



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Posted 23 August 2016 - 04:04 PM

wut

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 04:04 PM

i'm confiscating that pad

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 09:07 PM

Too late




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