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[Alter ego: Ash]

Oh man not this douche bag again.  Coolhand needs a better hobby.

This one ain't CH. Not his style at all.

[EnormoDome]

http://www.youporn.com/watch/31866

[StrangeLight]

Oh man not this douche bag again.  Coolhand needs a better hobby.

cool hand is ice fishing in the arctic circle. he doesn't have the internet.


i'm thinking this one is ho clocka. the emoticons and lame insults kinda give it away.

[Mr. Cool Ice]

i'm thinking this one is ho clocka. the emoticons and lame insults kinda give it away.

Hey man, I'm myself and nobody else, Mr. Cool Ice In Da Hizzhouse, bitch-tits.  

[a$$kicker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWB6S4YfOM

the best tatt is the backwards sunglasses one. priceless.

i don't think that's sposed to be sunglasses backwards. i think it's sposed to be one of those elastic bow ties, put on his head, backwards.

[Mr. Cool Ice]

i don't think that's sposed to be sunglasses backwards. i think it's sposed to be one of those elastic bow ties, put on his head, backwards.

You'd be dead wrong, kid.  

The shades are the icing on my cake.

[screwturner]

i don't think that's sposed to be sunglasses backwards. i think it's sposed to be one of those elastic bow ties, put on his head, backwards.

my first thought was backwards swimming goggles... what a bunch of hideous tats, tho geez...

edit: ahh, shit: there's a youtube of the german dude himself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCD34F0PYc

[a$$kicker]

i refuse to believe those are real.  

i need to google this guy.

[a$$kicker]

edit: ahh, shit: there's a youtube of the german dude himself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCD34F0PYc

omg, just found that myself. holy moly. he's kinda cute tho  

[Mr. Cool Ice]

omg, just found that myself. holy moly. he's kinda cute tho  

Let's get it on, sweet-tits! The ladies love to lick The Ice Mans tats before we "get it busy."

[a$$kicker]

omg, just found that myself. holy moly. he's kinda cute tho  

Let's get it on, sweet-tits! The ladies love to lick The Ice Mans tats before we "get it busy."

actually i was thinking we could cover you up and see how little we have to remove/unbutton before we could 'get it busy.'
thus sparing me the in-person glory of mankinds' worst ever tattoos.

[Hotsy Totsy]

those tats look like they were drawn on with a stencil and a magic marker.

and I agree with whoever said it looked like he had goggles on the back of his head.

Bleh...no thanks

[Rick Shaw]

so the east germans got internet now??

[a$$kicker]

this youtube video of him is pretty funny. i wish i could understand what all they're saying. i did make out that he does not listen to heavy metal.

[Hotsy Totsy]

man I wish my computer at work didn't block out youtube

[Mr. Cool Ice]

those tats look like they were drawn on with a stencil and a magic marker.

and I agree with whoever said it looked like he had goggles on the back of his head.

Bleh...no thanks

Like I said before, none of you piss-ants have the balls to be like The Ice Man so either nut up or shut up.  

[Hotsy Totsy]

those tats look like they were drawn on with a stencil and a magic marker.

and I agree with whoever said it looked like he had goggles on the back of his head.

Bleh...no thanks

Like I said before, none of you piss-ants have the balls to be like The Ice Man so either nut up or shut up.  

Shit, bro, you're right. What the hell have I been doing my whole life? What kind of existance have I had without shitty perminant reminders of my life's fuck-ups all over my body?

But seriously, bro, as I chick I totally should "nut up" as you say. I really should do that.

[a$$kicker]

watching this video of mr. cool ice calls to mind a question i've always had... why some english words are not translated to foreign languages. for instance, why is mr cool ice "mr. cool ice" instead of the german words for cool ice?

and sex bomb

and heavy metal

and he's wearing a tshirt that says 'rebel' in english. why not 'rebel' in german?

head scratcher.

[Rick Shaw]

watching this video of mr. cool ice calls to mind a question i've always had... why some english words are not translated to foreign languages. for instance, why is mr cool ice "mr. cool ice" instead of the german words for cool ice?

and sex bomb

and heavy metal

and he's wearing a tshirt that says 'rebel' in english. why not 'rebel' in german?

head scratcher.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglicism

[Mr. Cool Ice]

watching this video of mr. cool ice calls to mind a question i've always had... why some english words are not translated to foreign languages. for instance, why is mr cool ice "mr. cool ice" instead of the german words for cool ice?

and sex bomb

and heavy metal

and he's wearing a tshirt that says 'rebel' in english. why not 'rebel' in german?

head scratcher.

Do not question our Teutonic ways, sugar lips.  

[redqueen]

He has a very nicely shaped back. Too bad about the tattoo.

[a$$kicker]

watching this video of mr. cool ice calls to mind a question i've always had... why some english words are not translated to foreign languages. for instance, why is mr cool ice "mr. cool ice" instead of the german words for cool ice?

and sex bomb

and heavy metal

and he's wearing a tshirt that says 'rebel' in english. why not 'rebel' in german?

head scratcher.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglicism

yea, but that just documents the 'language' corruption. i want to know WHY. why is mr cool ice not "Herr. Eis kühlen" or whatever it should be in german.

[Mr. Cool Ice]

"Herr. Eis kühlen"

I like that, you've got style and class, arseschlecker!

[a$$kicker]

arseschlecker!

[Rick Shaw]

watching this video of mr. cool ice calls to mind a question i've always had... why some english words are not translated to foreign languages. for instance, why is mr cool ice "mr. cool ice" instead of the german words for cool ice?

and sex bomb

and heavy metal

and he's wearing a tshirt that says 'rebel' in english. why not 'rebel' in german?

head scratcher.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglicism

yea, but that just documents the 'language' corruption. i want to know WHY. why is mr cool ice not "Herr. Eis kühlen" or whatever it should be in german.

because it would sould fucking stupid i guess..

btw it's arsch-schlecker
so he's just an alias

[a$$kicker]

pardon my lack of foreign language skillz, but... doesn't "mr. cool ice" sound stupid in any language?

[Rick Shaw]

pardon my lack of foreign language skillz, but... doesn't "mr. cool ice" sound stupid in any language?

probably yes  

[Mr. Cool Ice]

btw it's arsch-schlecker
so he's just an alias

I didn't do so well in school, spelling is the only weakness The Ice Man has, bierficke.  

[Rick Shaw]

btw it's arsch-schlecker
so he's just an alias

I didn't do so well in school, spelling is the only weakness The Ice Man has, bierficke.  

so you were better in english that in german?
i do not buy it dude..

[Mr. Cool Ice]

I grew up in America, my father works for Mercedes Benz, dumpfbacke. I got my tats in the States too.