15 replies to this topic

[givemenoughrope]

i payed $60+ to go to the nokia theatre in los angeles and couldnt hear one note you guys played. i heard a couple vocals on some songs but that was it. I payed so much money and got no rock b/c i just couldnt hear anything. the sound would have been better in the grand canyon or my bathroom.

i am a fan and i like yours songs and riffs and i would really be very happy if, the next time you play in LA or close by, you put me on a guest list. my email is givemenoughrope@hotmail.com

i would dance and air guitar and grin like an idiot which would sew up that hole in my pants that 3 twenties fell through.

thanks and dont play that place ever again...its unkind

mike

[Der Kate]

dear queens of the stone age

i poured a lot of love and money into my "rainbow delish" I WANNA MAKE IT WIT SHU shirt
i talked to mike for a couple of minutes after you finished your two-song set at MuchMusic but that was it.

i am a fan of your songs and bassist and i would be stoked to infinity and beyond if, the next time you play in Toronto or close by, or want to bring me out to the German SALT MINE gig, i get a lovely photograph of me with the Shu-rt and the man himself.
my email is playboyrodent@hotmail.com
or hell, boys, call me. 647 407 5357.

i would dance and giggle and help to giddy the place up
also i would like to use this post to pitch this genius idea: i think every band needs a short and endearingly-nutso half-asian photographer. i happen to meet those requirements. holla. you know what to do.

thanks and don't ever not come out after a gig again even when you know that your no1 fans are waiting outside in the canadian cold for you and they end up having to leave dejectedly... it's unkind


kate

[gorny540]

the nokia theater is brand new venue that probably still has it's flaws, the queens don't owe you shit and you probably heard fine and just want to score some free tix

[LadyRedCrest]

you need to have your hearing checked?

[thejackyl]

dear queens of the stone age,

uh....




















...can I be in the band?

[Axxel]

He speaks no lies. sound quality was poor, no doubt. well at least up front. I was there.

But sir mind your place. You do not demand from the Homme. You are blessed to even be within one hundred meters of a god. and as much as I too would like compensation, I will demand no such thing. I was there. I saw them. I heard fun machine. That's more than I deserve.

[Youthanized]

Dear Queens of the Stone Age,

Please stop sucking.

Sincerely,
Youthanized

[Sheik Yerbouti]

dear queens of the stone age,

uh....

...can I be in the band?

Aha, seconded. I'll play the triangle.

[thejackyl]

dear queens of the stone age,

uh....

...can I be in the band?

Aha, seconded. I'll play the triangle.

Dean and I can do harmonized keyboard solos

[fifiroxy]

hey
Please can you start a high end merchandise division starting with a solid silver cock ring Q woth a moveable mobile sperm attachment for our pleasure
Thanks
Fifi
Xxx

[fifiroxy]

I mean you could start with an ultraviolet glow in the dark rubber prototype and then progress to the more expensive varieties

[fifiroxy]

And of course some QOTSA UV lube with sparkle glitter with matching flavoured condoms
Get Plus one to sort it out

[Miss Cherry Lane]

you forgot the sex dolls.  

[fifiroxy]

you forgot the sex dolls.  

Troy?
He looks so smooth and you could dress him in lovely suits

[fifiroxy]

for some reason Troy always reminds me of this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI...be_gdata_player

Though obviously he is much better looking

[fifiroxy]

I wonder if they are going to go all Daft Punk on us with the robots