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[JDizzle787]

Love:
"I wanna drown, with no where to fall, into the arms of someone"
  
"Pressurize and neutralize! Deep fried, gimmes some more!"

"Beautiful cancer, infiltrate and forget"

"I know, I know the sun is hot
Mosquitoes come and suck your blood
Leave you there all alone
Just skin and bone

When you walk among the trees
Listening to the leaves
The further I go the less I know
The less I know

Where will you run?
Where will you hide?
Lullabies
To paralyze

Fat and soft, pink and weak
Foot and thigh, tongue and cheek
You know I'm told they swallow you whole
Skin and bone

Cutting boards and hanging hooks
Bloody knives, cooking books
Promising you won't feel a thing
At all

Swallow and chew
Eat you alive
All of us food that hasn't died
And the light says

Simmering, pick and pluck
Tenderize, bone to dust
The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste
Taste, taste
So you scream, whine, and yell
Supple sounds of dinner bell
We all will feed the worms and trees So don't be shy

Swallow and chew
Eat you alive
All of us food that hasn't died"

And the cliche's:

"You live till you die"

"I want something good to die for; to make it beautiful to live"


Honestly, i haven't found one I can say I've hated. Although, Six Shooter isn't really my cup of tea

[thejackyl]

Despite popular belief, the Six Shooter lyrics are awesome.

[verbal6484]

Love:
Regular John: "Who are you, girl, cause i'm so bored with myself...anyway"
Avon: "Naked clone is playing lame."
Leg of Lamb: "You're a loose girl, I'm a guy."
Tension Head: "Hustling little girls. Machine little boys."
No One Knows: "We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your mouth, tastes like gold."
No One Knows: "Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below, but no one knows."
Song for the Dead: "If you're hanging around, I'm holding the noose."
Go With The Flow: "I want a new mistake."
all of Broken Box, but especially: "Tell you new boy where i came."
Killer Scene: "They won't get no glory on the side of the whole."
I'm Designer: "High and mighty, you say selling out is a sham. Is that the name of your book? Push a silver spoon in your ass."
I'm Designer: "Down dog, down. Mutt, nice mutt."
Turnin on the Screw: "Scared to say what is your passion, so slag it all, bitter's in fashion."

Some parting shots from the best lyricist ever...Ol' Dirty Bastard
"Hey baby, i like it rawww!"
"Bitch wanna sleep? Number one...umm, number one, i live in my momma house."
"I got burnt once, but it was only gonorrhea."
"I came out my momma pussy - I'm on welfare. 26 years old, i'm still on welfare."
"I get the cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses."
"That appears in her Tabernacle Prayer. But, the only thing holy was her shit-stained underwear."

[drewheasman]

ROBOTS! ROBOTS!

Haha. I love it.

Best. Lyric. Ever.

ROBOTS! ROBOTS!

[mooskies]

Love:
Regular John: "Who are you, girl, cause i'm so bored with myself...anyway"
Avon: "Naked clone is playing lame."
Leg of Lamb: "You're a loose girl, I'm a guy."
Tension Head: "Hustling little girls. Machine little boys."
No One Knows: "We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your mouth, tastes like gold."
No One Knows: "Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below, but no one knows."
Song for the Dead: "If you're hanging around, I'm holding the noose."
Go With The Flow: "I want a new mistake."
all of Broken Box, but especially: "Tell you new boy where i came."
Killer Scene: "They won't get no glory on the side of the whole."
I'm Designer: "High and mighty, you say selling out is a sham. Is that the name of your book? Push a silver spoon in your ass."
I'm Designer: "Down dog, down. Mutt, nice mutt."
Turnin on the Screw: "Scared to say what is your passion, so slag it all, bitter's in fashion."

Some parting shots from the best lyricist ever...Ol' Dirty Bastard
"Hey baby, i like it rawww!"
"Bitch wanna sleep? Number one...umm, number one, i live in my momma house."
"I got burnt once, but it was only gonorrhea."
"I came out my momma pussy - I'm on welfare. 26 years old, i'm still on welfare."
"I get the cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses."
"That appears in her Tabernacle Prayer. But, the only thing holy was her shit-stained underwear."

M E T H O D MAN
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan

[nessa]

I've just ritten lyrics all over my mirror.

Weird.

speak in tongues, speak in lies
drooling livers, born to die
it's a wonder that those guns don't point at you

Look, laugh but don't touch
cut you down to size

It's so safe to play along
little soldiers in a row
falling in and out of love
something sweet to throw away
but I want something good to die for
to make it beautiful to live
I want a new mistake,
lose is more than hesitate!

It's a mistake, but who knows
Followed you home, crawled in your window.
This life's a trip when you're psycho in love
And I know....

Sometimes the same is different, but mostly it's the same

Tastes so good
Burn like a match house
Medicate just to make you soft
Love is blind
Catch and release me
What the hell were they thinking of

could go on and on and on but I think this is enough for now.

[fifiroxy]

love em all

[MRDR]

love em all

Now there's a gem worth bumping a 5 year old thread for.

[fifiroxy]

love em all

Now there's a gem worth bumping a 5 year old thread for.

is there some kind of rule about what you are allowed to do here? cos I've never noticed
People bitch and whine more about me bumping old threads than they ever did about Moo And Drunk In Public going on about butt fucking eight year olds
nice priorities people

[Robot Rock]

You go girl

[greyshark]

love em all

Now there's a gem worth bumping a 5 year old thread for.

is there some kind of rule about what you are allowed to do here? cos I've never noticed
People bitch and whine more about me bumping old threads than they ever did about Moo And Drunk In Public going on about butt fucking eight year olds
nice priorities people

Is the reason you're bumping these old threads to get random discussion about the band going again?  If so, instead of bumping them why not start new topics about the same subject?  The problem with these 4-5 year old threads is you can't respond to something written 5 years ago.  I think people around here would be willing to talk about things like song lyrics and speculation about the next album.

[mooskies]

love em all

Now there's a gem worth bumping a 5 year old thread for.

is there some kind of rule about what you are allowed to do here? cos I've never noticed
People bitch and whine more about me bumping old threads than they ever did about Moo And Drunk In Public going on about butt fucking eight year olds
nice priorities people

that's taken a bit out of context.



and there's no rule.  just common sense.  these threads died out because the discussion ran its course, and that's why it's bothering people.  at first glance, it would seem as if there some new topic with a bunch of replies that perhaps we haven't seen before..  but then we realize you're basically trolling us.

[Robot Rock]

No, dig up more old stuff! it's fun to read.. something else than Joshua sueing Kyuss for once

But that Resa stuff really had me dying!! I tip my hat to the queen of trolls Resa,
Those stories and then for the grand finale dying in a car crash. epic queen of trolls. EPIC