I lent my mechanical skills to Junior's "Rube Goldberg: 20th Century Da Vinci" project and darn it, but a sprocket sprung loose and a flying spoke pierced poor Guillame in the nose. Needless to say, he's not an alternative rock-type chap. Now he's filing an unsafe workplace grievance with the Domestic Workers Union.
He's now on paid medical leave along with the chauffeur(on stress leave---another story).
My insurance is going to go through the roof.










