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[Cool Hand]

So early in the school year I noticed that he was always licking his lips. Kind of like a weird habit or something, but he would be talking to the class, then just lick his lips a bit and resume talking. He would do it like five or six times per hour... just a quick lick of the lips.

But then I realized that it seemed he was always looking at the girls when he licked his lips.

So, at break one day, I was talking to a group of girls and asked them if they realized that the teacher was always staring at them when he was licking his lips.

Oops. The teacher was just behind us and heard me say that. He looked as though his feelings were hurt and I felt a bit uneasy.

For the rest of the year whenever he felt the need to lick his lips he would turn his head and look toward the door or the windows or something. No longer did he lick his lips while looking at the class.

Man, what a great teacher.

[jaygill]

what did you lick of his that left you so obviously scarred for life?

[rainelinden]

I lick my lips all the time... Perhaps he just happened to actually have dry lips! It's also a sign of nerves.

[Cool Hand]

Just because I like wang doesn't make me gay.  

[jaygill]

what did you lick of his that left you so obviously scarred for life?

Cool Hand is gay?

You learn something new everyday.

he calls it bi curious

[xina_christina]

you saved your teacher from an embarassing lawsuit and maybe even helped him keep his job. he owes you a hand written thank you note.

[Cool Hand]

There's a good chance he's dead by now,

[Cool Hand]

Just because I like wang doesn't make me gay.  

Uncorrect, lettting a guy blow you doesn't mean you are gay but once you start giving blow jobs to guys you officially gay.

Homo.  

It's not my fault those stiff cocks found their way into my warm, wet, willing mouth.

[redqueen]

lettting a guy blow you doesn't mean you are gay

No, just bi-curious (at the very least).

[TheAceRock.]

the gym teacher i had in grade 7 was a creep. everyone thought he was some sort of pedophile. he'd come into the boys change room before class sometimes for no particular reason. and this one time when we were doing volleyball, he was trying to show one of the guys how to get low to bump the ball and he told him to sit on his leg to get the proper positioning. the kid refused and ran out of class.

[brixton bruxelles]

i feel sorry for him, that's bad.

i made my french teacher cry, i felt bad.

there's a whole facebook group dedicated to my old french teacher.

he was very stinky. we bought him cans of deodorant every year for xmas.
he never got the hint, though.

[Sonja713]

My first grade teacher got really pissed off at this kid who wouldn't sit in his chair correctly. He kept messing around until finally she was like, "You need a good spankin'!" We thought she was just going to let his parents know about his behavior but she went over, grabbed him, laid him over her knees, and spanked him in front of everyone. She was like 80 years old and this was in 1991. Can't believe she didn't get fired...

[brasseye]

When I was about 13 I had a teacher who broke a t-square off a fat lad's arse.
Simple story, and quite funny in retrospect.
Halcyon days.

[vittu]

So early in the school year I noticed that he was always licking his lips. Kind of like a weird habit or something, but he would be talking to the class, then just lick his lips a bit and resume talking. He would do it like five or six times per hour... just a quick lick of the lips.

maybe he was on withdrawal of something

I've been known to do some weird things if I just stop instantly doing whatever gets me going, at the time

[redqueen]

When I was in second grade I just walked out of school one day. When I went back, the teacher was so pissed she took me by the arm and sort of swung/flung me into this little restroom that was attached to the class... my hip hit the kid-height sink hard enough to leave a bruise. I'm sure she was just trying to show me how much she cared.

[MissMaceo]

So early in the school year I noticed that he was always licking his lips. Kind of like a weird habit or something, but he would be talking to the class, then just lick his lips a bit and resume talking. He would do it like five or six times per hour... just a quick lick of the lips.

maybe he was on withdrawal of something

I've been known to do some weird things if I just stop instantly doing whatever gets me going, at the time

cry for help

[mooskies]

hey one time in kindergarten I was on the merry-go-round and my penis got cought in something and it left a bruise for a good week

[vittu]

So early in the school year I noticed that he was always licking his lips. Kind of like a weird habit or something, but he would be talking to the class, then just lick his lips a bit and resume talking. He would do it like five or six times per hour... just a quick lick of the lips.

maybe he was on withdrawal of something

I've been known to do some weird things if I just stop instantly doing whatever gets me going, at the time

cry for help

what's with the kim deal thing anyway??

[cruiser60series]

my primary school principal hit me once, in front of everyone....Well it was a VERY hard slap on the back that nearly knocked me off my feet cause I wasn't lining up properly.

This guy was a freak.  He had his dog put down because it shat too much and the anal fucker couldn't handle the poo.  After I left school he got arrested for child porn on his computer...didn't suprise me in the least.

[GOHOINC]

I had study hall and one day a girl walked in late... She looked around and told the english teacher, who just so happened to be a football coach as well, that there wasnt any place to sit... Dude takes his hand, makes a big gesture and wipes off his mouth, then says "I got a place you can sit"... He ends up suspended with pay for 3 days. This was his 5th offence...

[redqueen]

suspended with pay for 3 days... 5th offence...

*sigh*

[homme4prez]

what did you lick of his that left you so obviously scarred for life?

Cool Hand is gay?

You learn something new everyday.

thats new info? god i'm lost   

[Brian Damage]

I remember my 5th form math teacher, Mr Churnside, as a weirdo. He LOOKED fucking weird, like a gangly Harry Potter. We nick named him Chuckles, cos we'd all be quietly studying    while he sat at his desk chuckling away reading Asterix books. Chuckles Churnside. Those two words earned me more detention hours than any expletive.

[JDizzle787]

ahh, teachers, lotsa stories about them.

My sixth grade teacher once grabbed me by the belt loop of my pants and hung me on a hook I don't remember what I was doing, but the guy had a really odd way of teaching. Also, if I acted up (which I did a lot apparently) he would make me look up phone numbers in photocopies pages of an old Manhattan phone book. Talk about unusual punishment. This would constantly make me late for lunch. But he taught the whole class hoe to juggle, that was cool.


Turns out he was an alcoholic and married the mother (who had problems herself) of a kid in the class. Rumor has it that he did this often and his wife would always take him back...Weird shit.

[[KyussLovesGlitter]]

My English professor looks exactly like Garth Marenghi. I think he's gay though.
The last English professor I had was on Weakest Link once.