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[Ali Animal]

You didn't show us your whips or what is in your fridge.

[gopher.18]

I might do mine tomorrow

[lissssssa]

The Sounds<3

my thoughts exactly

[rainelinden]

Hey there, welcome to my crib. I'll give you the grand tour.

This is my private courtyard. I own this whole complex. I own all those cars too. They're just the ones I use for city driving, though. I also have a garage full of Lamborghinis.








Here's my front door. It's fortified, to keep the stalkers out.








Here's the lounge area. Normally, all my A list celebrity friends are here but today they're getting pedicures.








And this is the dining room, huge isn't it? There's normally a plasma screen TV here too, but it's away for repairs.








This here is the kitchen, just got it installed last week. It cost me twice what you make in a year.








This is my cupboard, as you can see there's lots of chocolate because I'm on the eat-as-much-food-as-you-like-and-not-give-a-fuck-about-the-consequences diet.








Here's the fridge, kinda empty I know. We don't cook much ourselves since we usually eat out in fancy restaurants.

[rainelinden]

Now I'll show you the rest of the house.

This is the master bathroom.








All my cosmetics, because I'm so high maintenance.








This is the little landing area before the shower/bath suite. I'd take a picture of that, but it's so big it wouldn't fit on film. You can fit 8 people in it, if you want to get a little freaky. And those are my towels. Only the finest cotton, baby.








These are some pictures of my friends in the modelling business.








And this is my ensuite bathroom. In the corner on the shelf you can see the bowl of condoms, since I'm always bringing back hot AFL stars to sleep with - they use Trojans, obviously.








This is the hallway. We like it dark because it sets the mood. Those things that look like fairylights are actually diamonds with tiny fireflies inside, all handmade specially for me.

[rainelinden]

Here's the door into my boudoir.








Master bedroom.








This is my office area. I write all my bestselling novels here.








And here's a sneak peek of my next hit novel!








The view's amazing, isn't it? I like to look out the window and get inspiration for my writing.








Here's my state of the art entertainment system. As you can see I had ordered in Chinese when you called on me.

[Nihilist]

Retards.

[rainelinden]

This is where the magic happens.








Okay guys, that was my crib! Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave - the guys are coming over and we need our privacy.








No really, get out!

[whopper]

I've always wanted to see where board members go when they take a shit.
Post yer shitters plz.

[rainelinden]

nice whips!

Yo thanks girl, I like to cruise down the boulevard and pick people up. Works everytime.

[Juicy]

I've always wanted to see where board members go when they take a shit.
Post yer shitters plz.

HAHAHHAHA

[Juicy]

I think Ive posted every part of my house
you all have seen my bed, my shower, my backyard, my whips,  my kitchen and my hot tub

[Nihilist]

I think Ive posted every part of my house
you all have seen my bed, my shower, my backyard, my whips,  my kitchen and my hot tub

let's see your cunt, n00b

[lissssssa]

I think Ive posted every part of my house
you all have seen my bed, my shower, my backyard, my whips,  my kitchen and my hot tub

whoa... now THAT'S a bed.
if that one would be in my room there'd be no space to move  

and i remember your kitchen, looked great and seemed relatively big

[Juicy]

lets see your cock........
did you go surfing  this weekend???

[Nihilist]

lets see your cock........
did you go surfing  this weekend???

nah, the weather was nice but there was no waves. i just drank all day and watched the nba playoffs

[funkypunk]

I've always wanted to see where board members go when they take a shit.
Post yer shitters plz.

I use the one at work to save money on bog roll  

[Juicy]

lets see your cock........
did you go surfing  this weekend???

nah, the weather was nice but there was no waves. i just drank all day and watched the nba playoffs

I heard they closed the beaches down there. figured you be the rebel and be out there anyway.


my hot tub

[JonnyStone27]

I've always wanted to see where board members go when they take a shit.
Post yer shitters plz.

[Juicy]

that shit isn't as easy as it looks.

[Nihilist]

lets see your cock........
did you go surfing  this weekend???

nah, the weather was nice but there was no waves. i just drank all day and watched the nba playoffs

I heard they closed the beaches down there. figured you be the rebel and be out there anyway.


my hot tub

Hahaha, yeah. Trust me, if there was waves, I would've surfed. I actually posted news of the shark attack on all the surf camera sites hoping to keep people out of the water so I could get it uncrowded  

[Juicy]

you surf hog!     the guys up here do the same thing.  when we had our shark attack the guys went out anyway cause they knew nobody would be out there.  we hate to share waves.

[moxie]

I want to sleep in your bed Juicy