107 replies to this topic

[Tom Bowler]

Noel has some nads, not that chickenshit brother of his, but. Fucking Manky Pussy.

hahahahahahhhhaaaaaaa

I like your little rhyme!!
If they could actually fight I wouldnt find their Macho Posturing so laughable

how do you know they can't fight?

what i find funny is their posturing is, if anything, a continuation of the mannerisms of the likes of johnny rotten, who people seem to revere.

They really cant. Just watch the footage of Liam going for that guy on stage in Canada. They cannot fight

Lanegan knocked out Liam when Oasis first toured the States. But then again Lanegan is a hard cunt

Its just a "fuck you " attitude which is healthy in a rock band I think

[Edna 90]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

[Nihilist]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

She has a bit of an expression there.... a dumb expression, but an expression nonetheless.

[funkypunk]

sip up your beer and collect your mates,
there's a row going on, down in slough.....



i always wanted to be a mod.

What's stopping you?

[funkypunk]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

[fifiroxy]

Noel has some nads, not that chickenshit brother of his, but. Fucking Manky Pussy.

hahahahahahhhhaaaaaaa

I like your little rhyme!!
If they could actually fight I wouldnt find their Macho Posturing so laughable

how do you know they can't fight?

what i find funny is their posturing is, if anything, a continuation of the mannerisms of the likes of johnny rotten, who people seem to revere.

And they picked a fight with some German businessmen in a hotel bar
and got pulverised
How sad is that!

[funkypunk]

Noel has some nads, not that chickenshit brother of his, but. Fucking Manky Pussy.

hahahahahahhhhaaaaaaa

I like your little rhyme!!
If they could actually fight I wouldnt find their Macho Posturing so laughable

how do you know they can't fight?

what i find funny is their posturing is, if anything, a continuation of the mannerisms of the likes of johnny rotten, who people seem to revere.

They're in different leagues Sally, but the Gallaghers have many times said the Pistols are one of their faveourite bands.

[fifiroxy]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

I'd pay to see her and Kylie take on Noel and Liam

[Courtney]

Liam is the only one who gets fucked up in fights. Noel is usually elsewhere mocking Liam while Liam is getting beat up. Which in my opinion makes it really funny.

[Nihilist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

[Courtney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

"KICK HIS FAT ASS"
"FUCK YOU! YOU FAT CUNT"

[funkypunk]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

I'd pay to see her and Kylie take off their clothes in incestuous lesbian porn video

Better

[fifiroxy]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

I'd pay to see her and Kylie take off their clothes in incestuous lesbian porn video

Better

Ugh Imagine Noel and Liam in an incestuous porn video
that'll wipe the smile off your face

[Nihilist]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

I'd pay to see her and Kylie take off their clothes in incestuous lesbian porn video

Better

Ugh Imagine Noel and Liam in an incestuous porn video
that'll wipe the smile off your face

Or a rise to Sally's trousers

[funkypunk]

Noel Opinion Update:

Oasis' Noel Gallagher has slammed reality TV show 'The X Factor' – but has defended the contestants who take part in the show.

The guitarist singled out TV judge Dannii Minogue for criticism, suggesting she was unqualified to identify talent among contestants.

He told the Radio Times that 'The X Factor' had "absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

He added that he didn't blame contestants for wanting their shot at fame.

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?" he said.

He added: "You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/40427

Fucking hell Dannii Minogue is going to be pissed.

Noel better watch his back...

Well it's not like anyone's gonna know.
She's expressionless.
She should bring out a perfume called.. ..expressionless.

Genius.

Yeah. I'm sure that'd go off like a shooting in Tienemen Square

You never know, she's still on tv.
Which is beyond a joke, in itself.

I'd still bun her

I'd pay to see her and Kylie take off their clothes in incestuous lesbian porn video

Better

Ugh Imagine Noel and Liam in an incestuous porn video
that'll wipe the smile off your face

Or a rise to Sally's trousers

I was just about to post somethign like that!

[jaygill]

which two? there's 6 people taking part in that quote fest.

just got home from seeing Oasis last night and they were on top form, my throat is so sore from singing, it was so awesome thousands of strangers all just putting arms round each other and singing at the tops of their voices, I've never seen/heard anything like it before it was insane! we were right down front to the left in front of the speakers and directly below nicole appleton and the gallaghers ugly children.

and i finally got to hear Slide Away and Supersonic live! \o/