8 replies to this topic

[mooskies]

if you plug a toilet and then throw a few kleenex tissues in there while it's still swirling, the tissues will tickle your tushie with every rotation.

[tinydevil]

wow. you have hazel eyes, you say?

[Howie]

i discovered your mom tickles my tushie with every rotation around my dick

[Disco.Dinosaur]

Traces of toiletpaper around 'dem parts is embarassing. So I've heard. I know people who always shit naked.

[Lady Shoes]

Traces of toiletpaper around 'dem parts is embarassing. So I've heard. I know people who always shit naked.

That's always felt a bit awkward to me.  Though it is fun to come up with things to do naked that you wouldn't normally otherwise.

[Disco.Dinosaur]

I always think that only people do that who are incapable of wiping their asses without smearing shit on their sleeves.

Being naked is funny. I once ran around my besties house naked when I was drunk. I also wanted to put my pants on my head and ring her neighbours' doorbell in the middle of the night to ask if they've seen my pants.

But meanwhile I think being nekkid is overrated. I don't like myself without clothing.

[SoapForTheDead]

I always think that only people do that who are incapable of wiping their asses without smearing shit on their sleeves.

Being naked is funny. I once ran around my besties house naked when I was drunk. I also wanted to put my pants on my head and ring her neighbours' doorbell in the middle of the night to ask if they've seen my pants.

But meanwhile I think being nekkid is overrated. I don't like myself without clothing.

okaaaaaaaaaay...

[Disco.Dinosaur]

Those were the days. Life gets boring when you have a real job.

[mooskies]

wow. you have hazel eyes, you say?

like a ninja turtle.