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[Mr. Cool Ice]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

[Dr. Unk]

death in a raging grease fire.  

I used that line two days ago. Way to go you unoriginal prick.

[Sonja713]

fuckin weirdddddd

[Nihilist]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

[stonedtemple_pilot]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

now the bitch looks better than ever!

[Sonja713]

hella quotes in your sig...

[Nihilist]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

now the bitch looks better than ever!

The bitch blows smoke rings out of her cunt that could circumcise a Pringles can

[kyussfreak]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

[fifiroxy]

http://forum.rekordsrekords.com/forum/inde...n+a+grease+fire

QUOTE(Cool Hand @ Apr 3 2009, 12:04 PM) *
I can see him making french fries or something. A little oil spills and catches fire. He panics and starts flailing his fat arms around for a bit. Then he grabs a nearby dishcloth and starts swiping at the flames with it. The dishcloth catches fire and he drops that. As he runs (yeah, right, waddles with determination) out of the kitchen, the cabinets start to burn. By the time he finds a fire extinguisher upstairs, the entire main floor is engulfed in flames and he's trapped. Once he starts coughing from the smoke, he decides to escape through a window, but he can't fit, so he instead decides to try and run through the flames.

That's when he splits, Oscar Mayer style.

[Nihilist]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of bubbling shit volcanoes on her face

[kyussfreak]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of little shit volcanoes on her face

I wonder if jay kissed her when he got home

[stonedtemple_pilot]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

now the bitch looks better than ever!

The bitch blows smoke rings out of her cunt that could circumcise a Pringles can

neat party trick.
maybe she should try it at a board meetup sometime.
oh wait...

[Nihilist]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of little shit volcanoes on her face

I wonder if jay kissed her when he got home

I remember the night I blew a gigantic load in her mouth while Jay was tied up in the corner, then he begged her to snowball him.

[Sonja713]

[kyussfreak]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of little shit volcanoes on her face

I wonder if jay kissed her when he got home

I remember the night I blew a gigantic load in her mouth while Jay was tied up in the corner, then he begged her to snowball him.

So jay drank your cum?

[Nihilist]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of little shit volcanoes on her face

I wonder if jay kissed her when he got home

I remember the night I blew a gigantic load in her mouth while Jay was tied up in the corner, then he begged her to snowball him.

So jay drank your cum?

Your powers of deduction are strong.

[kyussfreak]

I stopped by to say "hi" to all my bro's and bro-ettes but after looking around for a few minutes I learned that this forum is still a gigantic steaming pile of shit!

I hope each and every one of you (except a$$kicker) dies a slow and horrible death in a raging grease fire.  

I stuffed a box of Cuban cigars into your wife's pussy last night, then I pulled it out and lit them one by one, and put them out on her face.

I took a shit on her face. I had the runs too

That was funny when the smoldering embers from the cigar ash mixed with your diahrrea and made a bunch of little shit volcanoes on her face

I wonder if jay kissed her when he got home

I remember the night I blew a gigantic load in her mouth while Jay was tied up in the corner, then he begged her to snowball him.

So jay drank your cum?

Your powers of deduction are strong.

And I thought it was just his wife that is a whore

[fifiroxy]

Im glad youve both decided to do the right thing and come out

[Regular Sanch]

Im glad youve both decided to do the right thing and come out

You are insane.

[Sonja713]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

[Regular Sanch]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

[Regular Sanch]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

Well firstly id like to point out you've just edited said post and added a load of stuff. Never heard of KLF. Boyles ok but he does that 'TWO MILLION QUID?! YOU COULD WRITE FUCK OFF GERMANY ON THE MOON FOR THAT!' joke too much.

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

To be fair
Nihis posts
And Holtes perving over Robbie are far more disturbing

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

Well firstly id like to point out you've just edited said post and added a load of stuff. Never heard of KLF. Boyles ok but he does that 'TWO MILLION QUID?! YOU COULD WRITE FUCK OFF GERMANY ON THE MOON FOR THAT!' joke too much.

I added that before posting  my reply to you
KLF are famous for dumping a dead sheep at The Brits
In protest at its crappiness
They also famously burnt a Million pounds as a "Political/Art" statement
Discordian activists
Frankie Boyle , Im sure would have had much better jokes about JayZ and Lady Gaga and their Illuminati pretentions/nonsense

[Regular Sanch]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

Well firstly id like to point out you've just edited said post and added a load of stuff. Never heard of KLF. Boyles ok but he does that 'TWO MILLION QUID?! YOU COULD WRITE FUCK OFF GERMANY ON THE MOON FOR THAT!' joke too much.

The also famously burnt a Million pounds as a "Political/Art" statement

Frankie Boyle , Im sure would have had much better jokes about JayZ and Lady Gaga and their Illuminati pretentions/nonsense

Fucking idiots, just give it to charity.

What?

[fifiroxy]

Why is she insane?

Have you read the last 10 posts?

ghey.

He's highly selective in his hearing

*Reading. To be fair you did make sense here, but you totally ruined it with you're Brit award post.

Not a fan of the KLF?
Or Frankie Boyle??

Well firstly id like to point out you've just edited said post and added a load of stuff. Never heard of KLF. Boyles ok but he does that 'TWO MILLION QUID?! YOU COULD WRITE FUCK OFF GERMANY ON THE MOON FOR THAT!' joke too much.

The also famously burnt a Million pounds as a "Political/Art" statement

Frankie Boyle , Im sure would have had much better jokes about JayZ and Lady Gaga and their Illuminati pretentions/nonsense

Fucking idiots, just give it to charity.

What?

I heard that they kept al the serial numbers and got the cash back from The Bank Of England
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KLF

[TheAceRock.]

i learned something today: ho clocka never learns.