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I Just Listened To One Direction's "little Things"


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#1 hommefile

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:03 AM

cheese all over the place


I ain't never heard such an embarrassing cringeworthy insincere love song; they are so openly taking advantadge of the insecurities of preteen girls all over the world. you can just picture the braced pimpled girls listening to it while grabbing their One Direction pillow and crying themselves to sleep in fetal position

I know you've never loved
The crinkles by your eyes
When you smile
You've never loved
Your stomach or your thighs,
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things



and people thought the Backstreet boys were bad
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:27 AM

As loooong as you looove me.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:26 AM

View Posthommefile, on 21 November 2012 - 01:03 AM, said:

cheese all over the place


I ain't never heard such an embarrassing cringeworthy insincere love song; they are so openly taking advantadge of the insecurities of preteen girls all over the world. you can just picture the braced pimpled girls listening to it while grabbing their One Direction pillow and crying themselves to sleep in fetal position

I know you've never loved
The crinkles by your eyes
When you smile
You've never loved
Your stomach or your thighs,
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things



and people thought the Backstreet boys were bad
It sounds like the lyrics are geared towards the pre teen girls mothers
Pre teens don't get crinkles round their eyes
also one of those cheesy teen bands have one of their members on the front of a magazine at the mo, claiming 'I slept with my best friends Mum"
Yeah it's the kid from one direction saying it
http://www.cambio.co...th-friends-mom/
Headline is a bit misleading when you read the synopsis

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 04:46 PM

Not as good as this.



It's incredible.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:55 PM

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:48 PM

More for Operation Yewtree to investigate...

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:07 PM

what gets me about One Direction is that (as boy bands go) they're not that good looking

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:34 PM

So, junior Foo Fighters then?
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:48 AM

An ode to Jimmy Saville?:/

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:08 PM

one thing I absolutely despised growing up in the 90s were the onslaught of boy bands. but as it stands now, with the Biebers & One Directions of the current teeny bop era, I would sincerely like to take back everything negative I ever said about New Kids On The Block/Backstreet Boys/N'Sync/etc.  this new breed of priviliged little fuckers make the older cheese pop groups look like The Beatles in comparison.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:18 PM

I don't see much difference, and they're certainly not "worse"

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 04:45 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on 29 November 2012 - 09:07 PM, said:

what gets me about One Direction is that (as boy bands go) they're not that good looking
Harry Styles is pretty dreamy

Take That had some good songs
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:03 PM

I bet they're uninteresting as fook though

girls are so driven by appearance

#14 fifiroxy

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:27 PM

The new boy bands are less obviously geared towards a gay market, or at least  they are not styled to look like clones
Ie. buzz cut, wifebeater and spray tan
I consider that a minor progression

#15 fifiroxy

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:29 PM

At least now they look like the teenagers they are, not some roided out stripper/pole dancer

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 06:11 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on 29 November 2012 - 09:07 PM, said:

what gets me about One Direction is that (as boy bands go) they're not that good looking

The Backstreet Boys were creepy, old ugly dudes with very homosexual facial hair.

That shit was weird.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:52 PM

View PostSambuca, on 01 December 2012 - 06:11 PM, said:

View PostSal Paradise, on 29 November 2012 - 09:07 PM, said:

what gets me about One Direction is that (as boy bands go) they're not that good looking

The Backstreet Boys were creepy, old ugly dudes with very homosexual facial hair.

That shit was weird.

we all know what they really meant in "I Want It That Way".



up the ass. ;)

#18 fifiroxy

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 09:40 PM

Behind every boy band is a Louis Walsh

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 09:43 PM

Ahh I'm not being homophobic, but every single trashy crappy pop shit act in the UK goes through a G A Y rite of passage and it's embarrassing all around
G.A.Y being one of the Clubs in soho

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 02:09 AM

It's like mickey mouse genetically engineered a Jonas Brothers/Justin Bieber/Sal hybrid and decided to throw in "pre-teen" sexuality into it....hence Sally.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 04:29 AM

View Postcloud999LC, on 02 December 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

It's like mickey mouse genetically engineered a Jonas Brothers/Justin Bieber/Sal hybrid and decided to throw in "pre-teen" sexuality into it....hence Sally.

Just stop.  Seriously.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 04:51 AM

View PostSambuca, on 02 December 2012 - 04:29 AM, said:

View Postcloud999LC, on 02 December 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

It's like mickey mouse genetically engineered a Jonas Brothers/Justin Bieber/Sal hybrid and decided to throw in "pre-teen" sexuality into it....hence Sally.

Just stop.  Seriously.
How about unseriously. ;)

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:43 PM

View Postcloud999LC, on 02 December 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

It's like mickey mouse genetically engineered a Jonas Brothers/Justin Bieber/Sal hybrid and decided to throw in "pre-teen" sexuality into it....hence Sally.

you are truly gifted in the art of the burn

#24 HolteEnder

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 10:47 PM

love one direction so much

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 02:10 AM

View PostSal Paradise, on 02 December 2012 - 01:43 PM, said:

View Postcloud999LC, on 02 December 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

It's like mickey mouse genetically engineered a Jonas Brothers/Justin Bieber/Sal hybrid and decided to throw in "pre-teen" sexuality into it....hence Sally.

you are truly gifted in the art of the burn
;) you sexy man

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 01:05 AM

i would rape them all so hard




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